Name: Erin
E-Mail Address: Air36@AOL.com
Birthday: October 9
Favorite L&C Episode: Oh, gosh! Do I have to choose? There are so many, but instead of listing every episode (Which would take forever!) I'm just gonna say "Seasons Greeding's" and "Virtually Destroyed" (written by the one and only DEAN!!!!)
Favorite L&C Quote: Ok, there are a lot, so just bear with me!-----------
"I find that most of life is a frightening hallucination." Baron Sunday (Never On Sunday)
Clark: Lois, Please get a grip! Lois: Oooh! I'd love to! (So would I! ) (Pheremone, My Lovely)
"I try not to say anything's impossibe" H.G. Wells (Lois and Clarks)
"Every woman in love thinks her man looks like Superman" (SO True) Lois (Pheremone, My Lovely)
"Explain something to me, you eat like an eight-year-old, yet you look like Mr. Hardbody, what's your secret? And can I have it?" Lois (Pilot)
"What is post-modernist angst?" Cat (Smart Kids)
"Who's the new tight-end?" Cat (Pilot) (And I found a keychain that says "I may not know a lot about football, but I do know a tight end when I see one" in memory of the quote)
"I want you to find a super guy" Lucy (Pilot)
"I said nine, I'd thought you'd be naked-ahem-ready." Lois (Pilot)
"I do read" Cat (Strange Visitor)
"You're pretty weird, but it works for ya." Lois (Strange Visitor)
"Superman, on TV? I don't think so." Lois (I'm Looking through you)
"If you opened that window and told me you could fly, I'd back you up. I'd miss you, but I'd back you up." Perry to Clark (I've got a crush on you)
"He's a man, I'm a woman. Want me to draw you a diagram?" Lois (I've got a crush on you)
"I'll remember that the next time we're in a closet." Clark (I've got a crush on you)
"Well I tried to warn him about those amber waives of grain" Lois (The Green, Green glow of home)
"This is a gavel. And when I pound it, it is the international symbol for you guys to shut up!" Judge Diggs (Man of Steel Bars)
"I win, you lose, we're both happy" Lois (Honeymoon in Metropolis)
"My wife would know I love her the way she is, why would she dye her hair red?" Clark (The Ides of Metropolis) (Something I just thought of--Teri did have that period with the red hair. (Not in the show, but in real life) So I guess his "wife" did dye her hair red. (Ok, so I'm reaching)
"Don't Edit my tantrums Clark, I won't be responsible!" Lois (The Foundling)
"Right now I'd like to drop your britches and tan your hide like cheap leather." Martha (Season's Greedings)
"The Only thing that would ruin this would be a commercial" Tempus (Tempus Anyone?)
"Duh!" (You all better know who says this one)
"I'm not sure, but I think I hate her" Lois (Tempus Anyone?)
Clark: "Some things never change." Lois: "In any lifetime" (Soul Mates)
(Believe me, there are more, but I won't continue! BUT!!! I will do my favorite scenes of the show! Don't worry, there aren't too many!
From "Season's Greedings"--
Perry: Lois! Those squares better be in magic marker!
Lois: I--
Clark: Oooh! Lois is in trouble, Lois is in trouble!
Lois: Well I have all the rats and you don't have any!
Clark: I could get them if I wanted!

Ok, I'm not sure where the next two are from, but I'm sure ya'll do.
Lois to her shrink:
I just want one man, one whole man! And what do I have to choose from? I've got one guy who's really, really great only he disappears every time I try to talk to him. And one guy who's really exciting to be with only he won't talk about his work. What do people talk about if they don't talk about what they did all day? And one guy who is out of this world-literally.
Dr. Friskan: I thought you'd given up the Superman fantasy.
Lois: Well my head has, but my heart is just--conflicted!

Lois: Planning a yard sale? No wait, that's a form of distancing, my therapist. I know I have a therapist, can you believe it? She says that I say things like that so I don't actually have to deal with anything, it's all very complicated has to do with some boring childhood trauma, can I come in?

And from "Pheremone, My Lovely"
Lois: Well, you were sprayed, how come you didn't fall for me?
Clark: I guess I'm just not attracted to you Lois.
Lois: LIAR! You are SO attracted to me.
Clark: I guess not.
Lois: Guess so.
Clark: Guess not.
Lois: Guess so.
Clark: Can we get back to the story now please?
Lois: Fine by me.
Started watching Lois & Clark [when?]: The episode "Honeymoon in Metropolis" was the first episode I ever saw, and it got me hooked! So I guess the first time I saw Lois and Clark was on December 12, 1993.
Owns L&C merchandise, including: A T-shirt (Which I'm wearing as I write this), the episodes, a Superman pin, 2 keychains, 2 Superman pens, a poster, a framed 8x10 picture, an episode guide that I made (which came in handy when I was doing the quote portion of this), a Superman ring, and a Superman action figure.
Favorite Color: blue
Lives In: Florida
Her Web Page Address Is: I don't have one! But I love everyone else's!
Thinks the cutest TV star ever is: Um, ya know that guy who was on that show for 4 years. Yeah, and I think he played two characters, one wore spandex or something. Ya know who I mean? (Ok, ok, just because I KNOW some people are going to take me seriously, I do know the man's name---DEAN CAIN!!!!!!)
Pets?: I have a bird named Cappy. (We're looking to rename him)
Thinks Lois & Clark Is: *SUPER*