Both thinking about their recent nearness, they almost missed it when they were supposed to throw confetti and rattle noisemakers as Dr. Furter and his android headed for the bedroom. But they remembered to throw the Scott brand toilet paper in the air when Brad exclaimed, "Great scott!!"
The next "action" was during the android Frank N. Furter created, Rocky's, birthday party. Frank proposed a toast, and everyone threw pieces of toast into the air. No butter, of course, as it was against the rules. They put on their party hats as Frank put one on Rocky.
It was very near the end of the movie, and Frank's servants informed him that his mission was a failure and that they were now his commanders. They ordered him to prepare the transport beam. Frank was so happy about going home, that he sang a song.
On the day I went away.
(good bye)
Was all I had to say.
(Now I I)
I want to come again and stay.
(Oh my, my)
Smile and that will mean I'm there.

'Cause I've seen oh! blue skies!
Through the tears in my eyes
And I realized
I'm going home.
(I'm going home.)

Everywhere, it's been the same
(Feeling)
Like I'm outside in the rain.
(Wheeling)
Free to try and find a game.
(Dealing)
Cards for sorrow, cards for pain.

At this point in the song, Lois, Clark, and the other moviegoers threw cards around the room in honor of Frank N. Furter's sorrow and pain. Unfortunately for the happy alien, after he finished singing the chorus one more time, he was killed. The other aliens did not mean that he was going home with them, they just meant that *they* were going home. And soon, Lois and Clark went home.
As they drove down the road in Lois' Jeep, they talked. "That was a lot of fun, Clark. Thanks."
"No problem, Lois. I had fun, too. Sometimes, it's good to just go and do something crazy. It keeps you from being crazy all the time."
Lois laughed. "Yeah, I guess that's true. I haven't done something like that in a long time. I guess I just don't want this evening to end. Do you want to come over for a while?"
"Sure, that'd be great." Clark tried not to sound as excited as he really was. He was batting a thousand tonight! It was little things like this that made him think she was really starting to love him, the way he loved her. He was having such a good time tonight, too, and he wanted to savor these moments for as long as he could. Being with Lois like this was just...right. It felt so good to be able to talk to her when she let her guard down. And times like these were so rare.
They went inside the parking lot for Lois' apartment building and parked the car. But as Clark was getting out, a tragedy occurred. He was carrying a bag with his clothes in it because he had left it in Lois' car, assuming that she'd drop him off at home and that they wouldn't go back to her apartment. The bag got caught on the door frame. All his clothes spilled out...right into a mud puddle!
"Oh...Oh, great!" He rolled his eyes heavenward. "This is just wonderful."
At the look on his face, Lois couldn't help but laugh a little.
"Oh you think this is funny? Stop laughing! This is not funny!" The serious face he was trying to hold disappeared and was replaced by laughter. "It's not funny!" he exclaimed, even as he laughed, trying to sound offended and failing miserably.
"It's okay, Clark, you can use my washing machine. Now come inside. And you might want to re-tie your coat, or you're going to get some really weird looks."
Clark pulled the coat around him with a mock-haughty flip of his head and tried to look distinguished, which caused Lois to laugh even more.
They went inside Lois' apartment and took off their coats. They took one look at each other and burst out laughing again. "This calls for a camera!" exclaimed Lois.
"Okay, but you put the picture on your desk, and I'm going to have to kill you."
"Deal." Lois went to get a camera. She set it up with a timer, then ran over to Clark. He put his arm around her shoulder and they grinned into the camera as the picture was taken. Lois pulled away. "Now we've got to get some crazy ones."
"You mean potential blackmail material, right?"
"That's exactly what I mean! Hang on, I can set the camera to take a picture every 45 seconds, and we can do like a photo shoot kind of thing."
"Okay, if you want."
"Yeah, I want."
"Okay then."
"Okay."
"Okay."
"Okay."
"Okay."
"Okay stop! Aaaah!" They burst into laughter again. Lois set the camera and walked over to Clark. In the first picture, they stood two feet apart and bent over to kiss, their lips just barely touching. *click* For the second picture, they grabbed hands and flung their free arms out like they were finishing a dance. *click* Clark pulled Lois close to him and they glared at the camera. *click* Lois twirled around in his arms so they were both facing the camera, Lois in front of Clark. She tilted her head to one side and Clark lowered his lips to her neck. *click* Lois moved in back of Clark and pressed up against him tightly, like two sardines in a can. *click* She faced him, jumped up, locked her legs around his waist and flipped upside down, so they were both facing the camera, but she was upside down, and they were connected. *click* *click* Clark grabbed her hand and pulled her back up again before she fell on the floor. Her legs still locked around his waist, she threw her arms around him a
nd they looked at the camera, cheek-to-cheek. *click* She moved one hand to trace a finger over his chest. *click* Clark moved his hand over her leg. *click* Lois leaned forward an inch for a tender kiss. *click* He pulled her in even tighter against him (if that was possible) as her kiss became more passionate. *click* *click* His lips moved to her earlobe. *click* He whispered something to her about maybe shutting off the camera. *click* He walked over to the camera, he and Lois still in a tight clinch. *click* The last shot was of Lois' hand heading towards the camera, turning it off.
Lois got down for a second, to pull Clark to the couch and down on top of her. He seemed to hesitate as she tried to bring him to her. "Please, Clark," she said.
"Lois, you have to know..." he broke off for a second as he was pulled down. Lois started unlacing the top of his outfit, kissing him passionately. "Lois, I'm Superman."
She pulled back suddenly, for a second, startled by his revelation. Then she resumed her untying of the laces. "Mmmm. Double fantasy."
"It doesn't matter to you?" He pressed his lips to her neck and trailed kisses down her neck and collarbone.
"No..." The reply was drowned in a soft moan as she responded to Clark's passion.
That was all he needed to hear. He started to untie her outfit, taking the laces out swiftly...
There was a loud knock on the door. And then another. It startled them, and they jumped up. Lois ran into the bedroom and grabbed two robes. She put one on and handed the other to Clark. Luckily, she liked to wear them big. They stood for a second, catching their breaths. Lois smoothed her hair back and Clark put on his glasses. Opening the door late was better than opening it looking like they'd been...doing what they'd been doing.
Lois unlocked the locks and opened the door to see Dan Scardino. "Dan! What are you doing here? It's late..."
"Lois, I had to talk to you. Can I come in?"
"Well, actually..." She broke off as he walked in anyways and saw Clark, standing there uncomfortably, in Lois' bathrobe. Dan looked back at her and noticed that she was also wearing a bathrobe.
"What's going on?" he asked, rudely. It was, of course, none of his business.
"It's not what it looks like, Scardino," Clark began.
Lois raised a hand to stop him. "Clark, you don't have to protect my reputation, which I know you're trying to do." Then she addressed Dan. "Dan, this is *exactly* what it looks like. I told you not to come in. I knew you wouldn't like what you saw."
"Lois, how could you?" he asked, partially hurt, but mostly angry, and embarrassed that he apparently hadn't been man enough for her. "I've got everything he's got, only better. You could've had me. How could you settle for less?" But before she could answer, he turned around and left, slamming the door.
Lois turned to Clark. "I'm sorry, Clark."
"It's okay, Lois."
"I can't believe I ever liked that arrogant..."
Clark put his hand on her shoulder and smiled at her. "It's okay, Lois." She wrapped her arms around him and they fell to the floor and made love right there in her living room.

He stared at me
And I felt a change
Time meant nothing
Never would again.
Let's do the Time Warp again!
Let's do the Time Warp again!

The next day at the Planet, Lois and Clark were both, well, distracted, to say the least. Clark was busy trying to work at his desk, and Lois had just given up at the same task. She walked over to him and sat on his desk. "Hi."
"Hi yourself." He grinned at her. "Getting any work done?"
"Nope."
"Me neither. I can't get my mind off last night. That was...incredible."
"Mmmmm. It was." She took his hand and kissed it. Then she glanced around self-consciously. "Better at least pretend I'm working." She went back over to her desk and opened a file on her computer. She started typing very slowly, and with a lot of errors. About an unproductive hour later, Jimmy walked by.
"Hey, Lois, do you have any film? I've got a new developing technique I'd like to try."
Unthinkingly, she reached into her purse and handed Jimmy the most recent roll of film that she had finished and was going to have developed. "Here you go, Jimmy. Just don't ruin them, okay?"
"I can't ruin them totally, I just want to see if I can make the quality better. Bye! I'll have them done in 45 minutes or so."
Fifteen minutes later, Clark got up and walked over to Lois' desk. "Get anything done yet?"
"Still nothing."
"Oh, what did Jimmy want?"
"He wanted a roll of film to develop."
"Did you give him one?"
"Yeah."
"Um, what roll of film did you give him? I hope it wasn't..."
Lois looked up at him, alarmed.
"*Was* it?"
Lois swallowed. "Oh, this is really bad. Really, *really* bad."
"Lois, you *didn't*!"
She looked up at him guiltily. He cringed.
"I'm sorry, Clark. I didn't mean to."
"No, that's okay, Lois. It was an accident." He looked at her face, which was a picture of remorse and embarrassment. He cracked a smile. "And it *is* kind of funny, if you think about it."
Lois grinned ruefully. "I guess it is."
"I just hope Jimmy isn't scarred for life."
"Oh, he's probably seen worse in magazines and movies."
"Yeah, but that's not the same as seeing your two best friends..."
"Well, at least we'll have the pictures."
"Yeah."
They both went back to work. Well, at least back to what they had been doing, which you couldn't exactly call work.
A half an hour later, Jimmy walked over to Lois, a shocked expression on his face. "Um, here's...here are your photos, um, Lois," he said, his voice rather shaky and unnaturally high. He handed them to her, an almost fearful expression on his face.
Clark came over as Lois took the photos from Jimmy. Jimmy regarded Clark with the same look he'd been giving Lois, and then made his escape with an excuse about checking the copier paper.
Lois looked through the photos, with Clark looking over her shoulder. They were very nice photos, all 18 of the ones they had taken last night, plus the few others she had taken. Jimmy's new technique had worked nicely. Clark put his hand on Lois' shoulder. "I don't think he's ever going to look at us the same way."
"Well, we're not the same now. Newer and better things have developed." She gestured with the pictures.
Clark groaned at the pun and went back to his desk.

With a bit of the mind flip
You're into the time slip
And nothing can ever be the same.
You're spaced out on sensation
Like you're under sedation!
Let's do the Time Warp again!
Let's do the Time Warp again!



THE END!!!
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And wandering the planet's face,
Some insects called the human race
Lost in time, lost in space,
And meaning...
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