FOLC
Central
Newsletter # 36
November 1, 1998
part 1 of 2
In This
Newsletter...
In Part 1...
What's
New?
FOLC Central Victim
As Seen Through Lois's Eyes
Teri on "Frasier"
responses
4-ever Fanfic
In Part 2...
Trivia
The Fanfic
Side
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What's New?
Thanks to everyone who submitted a scary story for the
contest! Now it's time to vote on your favorite story. Just go to FC Short Stories Contest
(http://members.aol.com/LoveLC/halloween.html) and then e-mail me and tell me
what story is your favorite!
SUPERDOLLARS info...from now on, I will be
updating the bank accounts pages about once a week. So if you get superdollars,
and they're not added to your account right away, don't worry about it--I WILL
add them within the week, just be patient :)
New column! FOLC Central
already has two super columns devoted to L&C fanfic: "The Fanfic Side",
written by Rachel, which publishes short L&C fanfics, and "Maggie's
Mouthful", which focuses on great fanfic quotes. Now there's a new column...it's
called "4-ever Fanfic", and its purpose is to be your guide to Lois & Clark Fanfiction: A Gateway to the
Archive (http://lcfanfic.actwd.com/)...and with 890 stories, I'd say a guide
isn't such a bad idea! Each week, we'll review the newest fanfics, focus on
specific authors or types of fanfics, and point out links to other places where
you can find L&C fanfic!
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FoLC Central Victim
Name: Jessica Roberts (I go by
Jessi though)
Birthday: 4/21
Hobbies: being on the computer, writing, and (duh) watching LnC
Career or Grade: 8th
grade
Favorite Food: chocolate ice cream
Favorite Show (besides Lois and Clark) Hard decision...um...pretty much
all of the TV shows on
Thursday night TV on NBC
Favorite Quote from Lois
and Clark: Must I make you read all of
them?
No, but heres a few.
"Who's asking; Clark or Superman?" Lois:
WHALTTA
"Ah, yes quite" H.G. Wells: all the time
"No cheese!" Clark: Bolt
from the Blue
"Please, call me Daniel." Dan: Resurrection
"What is that?"
"That's my word." "Chumpy?" "Sure, someone's a chump
therefore he's chumpy."
"I don't think so." "Are you challenging me?"
"You bet your sweet little
chumpy I am." Lois and Clark: Honeymoon in
Metropolis
Oh yeah, there's
more conversations like 'mattresses' from VD, the
"Who's asking..." dejavou
from UW, 'ice cream' from TJO, the wedding
vows from STGTTWNK (they were
sweet!) and many many more. "All for the
cheap price of..." Sorry, I'm
watching an info-mercial!
Favorite villain from
Lois and Clark: Well, let's go over my
choices.
Lex, The Church's, Tempus, Lord Knor, The Prankster, Trask,
magician
people from Illusions of Grandeur, The Soundman, evil not dean
people
from TOGOM, the Toyman from SG, Miranda from PML, Dianna Stride from
TC,
Dan (I didn't like him), Spencer Spencer, Bob Fences, Patrick
Sullivan,
Tim and Amber Lake, Lucille and Nell Newtrich, the Nazi's
from
Supermann, Lex's many sons, Baron Sunday, Dr. Deeter from FMN &
OW,
Annette Westman from IASWAA, Lois clones, Superman clones, cyborgs,
Bon
and Carol, John Doe, Mr. Mystyxpydlic(?), Woody Samms, the Toyman
from
TS, Fathead Mensa and finally Dr. Klien cause he said LnC can't
have
kids. I guess all of them. They bring out the Superman plot more; try
to
imagine LnC without villains. It's hard, huh?
Favorite character from Lois and Clark and Why: Clark, because he is the
kind of the guy every girl wants to have.
(Lets not 4-get he's REALLY
gorgeous! Boxers, no shirt and no shirt; I'm
telling you...
Why is Lois and Clark the
best show on Earth? For me, just because it
is,
and for all you people that want a long explanation, I've took up
enough
space as it is!
If you would
like to be a victim Please E-mail me (Jill) at Mommy31420@aol.com
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As Seen Through Lois'
Eyes
by Rachel M.
(Scardno007@aol.com)
Part Seven
Anyway, after a few years of innocent
childhood, I realized life wasn't as easy as Mom and Dad made it look like. They
started fighting more and more, usually over little things, like if Daddy forgot
to wash the dishes when Mother *told* him she was going to bed early and to
please wash the dishes. Daddy usually agreed. When I was little, Daddy was a
pawn in Mother's chess game. He was at her beck at call, pleasing her to the
very last minute if the day. Unless he forgot something, washing dishes, for
example. He couldn't help it, but Mother seemed to think he could read her mind.
I had the same problem...forgetting things. It was sickening the way Daddy
totally sucked up to Mother. Then they dropped the bomb. More like nuke. It was
a calm affair. Well, at least it started that way. My parents told me to get
Lucy and then come into the living room. I pretty much knew instantly what was
going on, by the looks of their faces. Daddy was skulking deeper and deeper into
his La-Z-Boy, and Mother had an anxious look on her face. I also noticed she was
trying to get as far away from Daddy as the dimensions of the room would allow.
She gestured for Lucy and me to sit on the couch with her. She broke it to us
gently, all the while Daddy not saying a word, with his behind slithering out of
his chair, the rest of his body threatening to do the same. At his pace, he
would soon be sitting on the floor. I really didn't hear what Mother was saying
while I concentrated on Daddy doing his snake impression. Only when Lucy yelled
'I hate you!" and ran out of the room did I come out of my reverie. Mother
looked pleadingly at me.
"You understand, don't you, Lois?" She then noticed
Daddy. "Sam!" I turned around and noticed Daddy had crawled nearly halfway to
the door. He was trying to escape. "You're supposed to be helping me!" I saw a
sheepish look cross Daddy's face.
"Sorry, Ellen." And that was pretty much
the climax of that episode. I've forgotten most of the heartbreaking details
because, well, they were too heartbreaking. I wanted to forget them as soon as
possible. So I did. And I've never looked back
since.
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And
there's end of Part 7! Don't worry, there are only a few parts
left...lessee...one, two, three, four, five, six....seven! Just 7 more! (*Just,*
you're thinking.) Anyway, and the saga continues.....
-Rachel :)
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Teri on "Frasier"
responses
Thanks to everyone who sent in
their thoughts! It's not too late to send yours in if you haven't already
:)
Hey! I really loved seeing Teri on "Frasier." I really don't like that
show and I never watch it, but I made an exception for her. I really like her
hair the length that it is and I LOVED her character, Marie. Sadly, she's a
little like me--Obsessive Compulsive and DARN PROUD OF IT! :) Thought I'd share!
Thanks! :)
* * *
I think that Teri Hatcher did an excellent preformance on Fraiser
thursday. I was so happy to see her on T.V but i felt bad for her that she had
to kiss Fraiser. I mean why does Teri always get stuck kissing older me like on
Lois and Clark when Clark body was switched with another man she had to kiss him
looking old so she kissed someone who lloked like her dad. It's still great to
see Teri looking better that ever.
* *
*
I only saw the last half of the Frasier
ep with Teri in it, but it was great to see her on TV again. I thought her hair
looked really nice. The whole part where she wouldn't touch the doorknobs and
covered her face as she walked past a window was hilarious-she should do comedy
more often. However, it was kind of bothersome to see her on that bed kissing
Kelsey Grammer. For one thing he seems kind of old for her and for another
thing--IT WASN"T CLARK! It was just so wierd seeing her kiss someone other than
CK.
* * *
Since I am not a big Fraiser fan I was like no I know my girl Teri is
not going out like that but as the plot thickened and you were thinking Ah no
Terri don't go out like that but I think she did very well and the line where
she and Fraiser were talking was so funny about "oh you have a thereapist" and
she replys "no do you know how expensive those things are"
* * *
I thought it
sucked!!! I could hardly keep my eyes on the t.v. because it was sooooo boring!
Her hair was exactly the same from the first 2 seasons of L&C except it was
all put to one side. Her acting was good considering the part. The only good
part of the show was at the end when she left the apartment..Blocking her view
out the window & opening the door with her shirt. I think she plays the
sarcastic snob character roles much, much better. I don't think I would watch
Frasier again if T.H. was on it. I guess because I think the show sucks all
together.
* * *
Teri was grrrrrrrreat!!!!!!
She was so funny, especially when
she hid her eyes both times that she walked by the balcony so she wouldn't see
the lights out there, cause she was acrophobic
Also, when she got mad
at Frasier for offering her advice, and she says, "I don't need your advice, you
quack", and then she walks by the balcony and covers her eyes. I was
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!
She did a good job!!!!!!
* * *
I didn't like the episode...I
thought it was entirely too predictable, too 80s-sitcom-y. Teri was OK...I mean,
she did a good job acting and she looked great, but I can't say I loved watching
it. I enjoy watching Teri on The Tonight Show or Rosie O'Donnell or whatever--I
usually laugh my head off when she's on because they're so funny. But I've never
thought much of her movies or TV show appearances (exceptions: MacGyver, Quantum
Leap, and Seinfeld). With Dean, I'll watch anything he's in, and thoroughly
enjoy it. And don't get me wrong, I love Teri, she's the best Lois Lane ever! I
just don't care for Frasier.
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4-ever Fanfic
by Molly (LoveLC@aol.com)
Today's edition is going
to be a quick one:) There's a page I just love going to, and that's Writer's
Showcase (http://www.simplyorganized.simplenet.com/showcase.html). Each
week, a new author is interviewed. This is your chance to learn more about some
great fanfic authors!
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continued in part 2
FOLC
Central
Newsletter # 36
November 1, 1998
part 2 of
2
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Trivia
Last newsletter's question was:
>>Name the
actress who played "Amy Valdez" in the episode "Smart Kids".<<
The
answer is Courtney Peldon!
First person to get it
right...RosieT16!
Random winner...Kirshnera!
You each get 50
superdollars!
Also, congrats to SilvrBrwne, FoLCzRUs, JnC57, Mary,
lklecanda, DeeDee, Azalea, Scott, LCMANIAC! (Hope I didn't leave out
anyone!)
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The Fanfic Side
by Rachel M. (Scardno007@aol.com)
Evening
FoLCs! How's it going? I've been so busy lately, I haven't even had a chance to
watch reruns! (Gasp!) Anyway, I've been searching wildly for some fanfic, and
thanks to a Jessi (with help from her friend Lisa) and her great story, my hunt
is over! (For now...
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“Football”
by Jessi (bono4u2@wichita.infi.net) and with
help
from my friend Lisa
Written on October 16, 1998
Rated: PG
Note:
This is my 1st fanfic. It takes place when Lois and Clark are dating, but after
Dan and Mason. I got this idea when I was attending our high-school’s
homecoming.
Clark rushed to Lois’s desk. “Hey, Lois! Perry just assigned
us to the North Metropolis High homecoming game.”
“And I should be
excited because?”
“They are playing South High. This is the biggest game
of their season. How can you not be interested?” he replied.
“Clark,
football amuses you, not me. I have better things to do with my time.” Lois
said, still typing away at the story she was working on.
“What, like
sitting at home?”
“Are you implying that I sit at home all the time
doing nothing?” she asked defensively.
“No,” Clark said “but you should
get out more often.”
“That’s why we are going out. I’ll get out when you
ask me out. If this was a date, I would have no problem with it. It’s not
though, is it? No, it’s a sports story Perry has assigned to us.” Lois
explained.
Clark thought a bit. “Well, I’ll do the story by myself and
ask you to come with me, like on a date. You said you would go if it was a date.
It’s a date.”
Lois gave him her look, but then smiled. “Ok, Clark. It’s
4:30, my story is done, I’m going home and you are picking me up at 6:30
tonight. And no running off!” She gave him a quick kiss on the cheek and walked
over to the elevator.
“Ok.” Clark followed her. When they were in the
elevator, he said, “This is not something you need to get dressed up for, so
don’t.”
“What are you implying now?”
“Well, usually when I ask you
out, you get really dressed up. We are going to a football game, Lois. The
majority of the people there will be high-schoolers. Just wear jeans and a
T-shirt. That’s what I’m going to wear.”
“Ok. Good excuse, Kent.” she
replied.
“Thanks. Most of them have to be.” he said,
smiling.
“What do you mean by that?”
“Ah, my floor. See you at
6:30.” he said, kissing
her.
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At
6:00, Lois was frantically searching for her old North high t-shirt. “It’s got
to be here somewhere!” She was in her typical before-date getup; curlers in her
hair, bathrobe on, brushing her teeth, while doing a couple of other things,
too. “Ah-ha! I found it!” She ran into the bathroom to finish getting
ready.
Clark, of course, wasn’t ready either. He didn’t have to be. He
could get ready in 2 seconds if he knew what he would be wearing. It had been a
slow week for Superman. He was flying around and thinking. He was thinking about
Lois, how he wanted to tell her his secret and what it would be like if she did
know. Something interrupted his thoughts. He glanced at the watch he was
wearing. “6:20; better get back home and get ready.” When he got home, he took a
shower, got ready and then flew to Lois’s; all at super speed.
He arrived
just at 6:30. “God! He has such good timing, it’s bad!”
Lois thought to
herself as she was hurrying to open the door. “Hey, Clark, why are you always
here at almost the second you’re supposed to pick me up?”
“I’m usually on
time for everything. Don’t be jealous. Can I come in?”
“Oh, yeah, sure. I
just need to get a jacket. Don’t sit down.” She opened the closet door grabbed
her jacket and said “Ok, I’m ready. Come on.”
Clark had sat down. “Ok. I
guess you weren’t kidding when you said not to sit down!”
“No. Get up.
We’re leaving.” Lois smiled and pulled Clark up off the couch. She grabbed her
keys and walked out the door, still pulling
on
Clark.
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Lois
and Clark arrived at the game 5 minutes till 7:00, which was when the game was
supposed to start. “I think we should get something to eat first. No, wait. I’m
not that hungry right now. What do you think Clark?” Lois rambled.
“Well, I’m not that hungry either, Lois, but we should get something now
because in the middle of the game, the concession stands will be swamped.” Clark
replied, kind of laughing at her because of her ramblings.
“Ok, here’s an
idea. I want nachos but I don’t want a lot and we are both kind of hungry, so
let’s share. Sound good?”
“Sure.” Clark said as he and Lois went to get
their nachos. After that, they went to go find a seat. Luckily, all of them
weren’t taken. They found some good spots in front of the 50 yard line. They
started to eat the nachos. They stared flirting and eventually Lois was feeding
Clark and Clark was feeding Lois, that is until the game caught
Clark’s
attention.
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At
the beginning of the second quarter, Lois finally got fed up with Clark being
zoned. “Clark, why are you paying so much attention to the
game?” Lois asked,
clinging to Clark’s muscular arm. Lois thought to herself, “He’s got to work out
a LOT.”
“Lois, remember? I have to do the story on this game.”
“But Clark, you are also on a date with me.” she said with a puppy dog
face.
Clark couldn’t resist. “Ok, let’s go walk around the
track.”
“That’s better!” Lois smiled and got up.
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Lois
and Clark had been walking around for 30 or 45 minutes. They tried to go back to
their seats, but someone had took them, so they kept on walking. South was
winning 13 to 9. Right before half-time, it had gotten really cold. During
half-time North was driving the homecoming girls around in convertibles. They
had to be cold. Lois was cold, too.
“Lois, do you want my jacket?” Clark
asked, concerned.
“No, you keep it. You’ll get cold.”
“I doubt
that.” he said wrapping the jacket around her shoulders.
“Thank you,
Clark.”
They kept on walking around until the game was almost over.
North was winning so far: 21 to 17. South had time to catch up, but in the end
North were the winners. It was quite amazing, because they usually lost, not to
be rude or anything. Lois and Clark cheered with the rest of the
people.
“Ok, the game is over now. Let’s go.” Lois said.
“Not yet.
There are going to be fireworks here in a bit.” Clark
replied.
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They
decided to sit down on the cement railing stuff, away from the bleachers, and
watch the fireworks. Clark started thinking again. “Lois,” he began.
“Yes
Clark?”
“I have something to tell you.”
“What?”
“I love
you,” he began.
“I love you, too, Clark.”
“I wasn’t finished!” he
said kissing her.
“Ok, so finish.” she replied laughing.
Just
then, one of the fireworks blew up in the cannon. Clark rolled his eyes and
thought “Five more minutes!” Lois looked over towards the
blaze that had
started. Clark rushed off. Lois got mad. Superman came flying over and put out
the fire before it could do a lot of damage.
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After
a bit of commotion around where the fire was, an announcement came over the
speaker “Due to the problems with the fireworks, we will
not be continuing
the show.” Lois walked around looking for Clark, ready to go and no longer in
the mood to put up with him running off at any unknown time.
“Hey,
Lois!” Clark yelled, as he finally found her. “I’ve been looking all over for
you.”
“Well, ditto. Come on, I’m ready to leave.” Lois said,
upset.
“Ok.” Clark knew why Lois was mad at him. He decided that he would
definitely tell her his secret. He didn’t want the woman he loved to be mad at
him constantly for saving the world, the day or
her.
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Lois
was going to drop Clark off at his place. The ride there was in complete
silence. Clark knew what Lois was thinking and he knew Lois had no idea what he
was planning on telling her, if she decided to talk to him ever again. When she
stopped for Clark to get out, he asked, “Lois, will you please come in? I need
to talk to you.”
“You know Clark, coming in wouldn’t be a problem if you
wouldn’t have ran off while we were talking. It sounded like you were going to
tell me something important. I told you no running off. Unless you have one of
your brilliant explanations planned, I’m going home.” she replied.
“Lois, look at me. Please come in. I have to tell you that important
something.” Clark said seriously.
“Fine.” Lois got out of her jeep. She
followed Clark up to his apartment. He let her in first. When they were both
inside, Lois turned around and said “Ok, so what were you going to tell me? It
better be
important.”
“Lois, what I’m about to tell you is something
I’ve never told a single soul in my entire life. It is important that you know
this. Sit down.”
“What is it, Clark?” Lois was no longer sounding angry,
which made it easier for Clark to talk to her.
“I...I’m...well, maybe
this will explain it.” Clark pushed his hair back and took off his glasses. He
waited a while for Lois to say something.
“You...you’re...him!” she said
in complete surprise. She couldn’t believe it. Clark Kent, hack from Smallville,
was actually, in reality,
Superman. It seemed to her, after a bit of
thinking, that this was a dream come true; she could have Clark and Superman,
now, since they were
the same person.
Clark hadn’t said anything; he
knew Lois had to think over this new revelation in her life. “Lois?” he began,
“I know you are probably mad, but...”
Lois interrupted. “No. Clark, I’m
not mad. Not at all.” She leaned over and kissed him.
“You aren’t? I was
talking to the real Lois Lane a second ago...”
“Yes, you are talking to
the real me. Why wouldn’t I be the real me?” she asked defensively, as a joke
though.
Clark kissed her. “Clones have been a part of your past, you
know?” They laughed together, while kissing, of course. Their kisses got a
little longer. “Lois, will you stay here tonight? I don’t want to let you
leave.”
“Clark, I don’t know. Do you mean as in *sleep* here or just
sleep here?”
“Either way, but I don’t think we are ready to take that
big of a step in one night.”
“I completely agree!” They kissed again;
this time it was *extremely* passionate.
Clark then flew them both into
his bedroom. “Remember, we are just sleeping together, not *sleeping*
together!”
“Yeah, I know.” They both laid down and fell fast asleep in
each others arms.
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At
the Planet the next morning at 8:30, Lois and Clark came walking in together,
smiling at each other. Jimmy and Perry were suspicious. They thought Lois and
Clark looked way too happy, considering the fact they went to a football game
last night, Lois didn’t like football and Clark didn’t like the fact that Lois
didn’t like football. Perry walked up to Clark and asked, “Did you finish
the...uh...story on the Homecoming game? You did go, right?”
“Yeah Chief
I went, but I didn’t get the story done because...um...my computer crashed and I
lost what I started. I’ll retype it today and have it in by 11:00,
ok?”
“Ok, I guess I can put it in the afternoon edition.” He walked away
grinning.
Jimmy came up and asked, “What’s up with CK &
Lois?”
“Jimmy, I have the slightest feeling that Lois and Clark aren’t
just friends any more.” he replied laughing.
“No way, Chief!” Jimmy ran
to talk to Clark. “CK? I’m going to need details.”
“What are you talking
about, the game?”
“No, you and Lois. What’s going on?”
Just then
Lois over-heard the conversation and walked up. “Nothing is going on.” She
smiled at Clark. “We are just going out, Jimmy.”
“That’s not what I hear,
but if you say so...!” He walked off. Lois and Clark looked at each other and
giggled.
THE END :
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Great
job Jessi (and Lisa)! Oh, and if anyone out there wants your short fanfic, poem,
song, or anything else posted up in the newsletter, e-mail it to me at
Scardno007@aol.com!
Thanks!
-Rachel :)
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In the next newsletter, L&C penpals will be
back!
Don't forget to vote for your favorite scary story!
SuperThanks
Molly,
Jill, Rachel, Karen, Maggie, and Cat