Newsletter #36

FOLC Central
Newsletter # 36
November 1, 1998
part 1 of 2

In This Newsletter...

In Part 1...
What's New?
FOLC Central Victim
As Seen Through Lois's Eyes
Teri on "Frasier" responses
4-ever Fanfic

In Part 2...
Trivia
The Fanfic Side

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What's New?

Thanks to everyone who submitted a scary story for the contest! Now it's time to vote on your favorite story. Just go to FC Short Stories Contest (http://members.aol.com/LoveLC/halloween.html) and then e-mail me and tell me what story is your favorite!

SUPERDOLLARS info...from now on, I will be updating the bank accounts pages about once a week. So if you get superdollars, and they're not added to your account right away, don't worry about it--I WILL add them within the week, just be patient :)

New column! FOLC Central already has two super columns devoted to L&C fanfic: "The Fanfic Side", written by Rachel, which publishes short L&C fanfics, and "Maggie's Mouthful", which focuses on great fanfic quotes. Now there's a new column...it's called "4-ever Fanfic", and its purpose is to be your guide to Lois & Clark Fanfiction: A Gateway to the Archive (http://lcfanfic.actwd.com/)...and with 890 stories, I'd say a guide isn't such a bad idea! Each week, we'll review the newest fanfics, focus on specific authors or types of fanfics, and point out links to other places where you can find L&C fanfic!

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FoLC Central Victim

Name:
Jessica Roberts (I go by Jessi though)
Birthday: 4/21
Hobbies: being on the computer, writing, and (duh) watching LnC
Career or Grade: 8th grade
Favorite Food: chocolate ice cream
Favorite Show (besides Lois and Clark) Hard decision...um...pretty much
all of the TV shows on Thursday night TV on NBC
Favorite Quote from Lois and Clark: Must I make you read all of them?
No, but heres a few.
"Who's asking; Clark or Superman?" Lois: WHALTTA
"Ah, yes quite" H.G. Wells: all the time
"No cheese!" Clark: Bolt from the Blue
"Please, call me Daniel." Dan: Resurrection
"What is that?" "That's my word." "Chumpy?" "Sure, someone's a chump
therefore he's chumpy." "I don't think so." "Are you challenging me?"
"You bet your sweet little chumpy I am." Lois and Clark: Honeymoon in
Metropolis
Oh yeah, there's more conversations like 'mattresses' from VD, the
"Who's asking..." dejavou from UW, 'ice cream' from TJO, the wedding
vows from STGTTWNK (they were sweet!) and many many more. "All for the
cheap price of..." Sorry, I'm watching an info-mercial!
Favorite villain from Lois and Clark: Well, let's go over my choices.
Lex, The Church's, Tempus, Lord Knor, The Prankster, Trask, magician
people from Illusions of Grandeur, The Soundman, evil not dean people
from TOGOM, the Toyman from SG, Miranda from PML, Dianna Stride from TC,
Dan (I didn't like him), Spencer Spencer, Bob Fences, Patrick Sullivan,
Tim and Amber Lake, Lucille and Nell Newtrich, the Nazi's from
Supermann, Lex's many sons, Baron Sunday, Dr. Deeter from FMN & OW,
Annette Westman from IASWAA, Lois clones, Superman clones, cyborgs, Bon
and Carol, John Doe, Mr. Mystyxpydlic(?), Woody Samms, the Toyman from
TS, Fathead Mensa and finally Dr. Klien cause he said LnC can't have
kids. I guess all of them. They bring out the Superman plot more; try to
imagine LnC without villains. It's hard, huh?
Favorite character from Lois and Clark and Why: Clark, because he is the
kind of the guy every girl wants to have. (Lets not 4-get he's REALLY
gorgeous! Boxers, no shirt and no shirt; I'm telling you... )
Why is Lois and Clark the best show on Earth? For me, just because it is,
and for all you people that want a long explanation, I've took up enough
space as it is!


If you would like to be a victim Please E-mail me (Jill) at Mommy31420@aol.com

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As Seen Through Lois' Eyes
by Rachel M. (Scardno007@aol.com)
Part Seven

Anyway, after a few years of innocent childhood, I realized life wasn't as easy as Mom and Dad made it look like. They started fighting more and more, usually over little things, like if Daddy forgot to wash the dishes when Mother *told* him she was going to bed early and to please wash the dishes. Daddy usually agreed. When I was little, Daddy was a pawn in Mother's chess game. He was at her beck at call, pleasing her to the very last minute if the day. Unless he forgot something, washing dishes, for example. He couldn't help it, but Mother seemed to think he could read her mind. I had the same problem...forgetting things. It was sickening the way Daddy totally sucked up to Mother. Then they dropped the bomb. More like nuke. It was a calm affair. Well, at least it started that way. My parents told me to get Lucy and then come into the living room. I pretty much knew instantly what was going on, by the looks of their faces. Daddy was skulking deeper and deeper into his La-Z-Boy, and Mother had an anxious look on her face. I also noticed she was trying to get as far away from Daddy as the dimensions of the room would allow. She gestured for Lucy and me to sit on the couch with her. She broke it to us gently, all the while Daddy not saying a word, with his behind slithering out of his chair, the rest of his body threatening to do the same. At his pace, he would soon be sitting on the floor. I really didn't hear what Mother was saying while I concentrated on Daddy doing his snake impression. Only when Lucy yelled 'I hate you!" and ran out of the room did I come out of my reverie. Mother looked pleadingly at me.
"You understand, don't you, Lois?" She then noticed Daddy. "Sam!" I turned around and noticed Daddy had crawled nearly halfway to the door. He was trying to escape. "You're supposed to be helping me!" I saw a sheepish look cross Daddy's face.
"Sorry, Ellen." And that was pretty much the climax of that episode. I've forgotten most of the heartbreaking details because, well, they were too heartbreaking. I wanted to forget them as soon as possible. So I did. And I've never looked back since.
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And there's end of Part 7! Don't worry, there are only a few parts left...lessee...one, two, three, four, five, six....seven! Just 7 more! (*Just,* you're thinking.) Anyway, and the saga continues.....
-Rachel :)

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Teri on "Frasier" responses
Thanks to everyone who sent in their thoughts! It's not too late to send yours in if you haven't already :)

Hey! I really loved seeing Teri on "Frasier." I really don't like that show and I never watch it, but I made an exception for her. I really like her hair the length that it is and I LOVED her character, Marie. Sadly, she's a little like me--Obsessive Compulsive and DARN PROUD OF IT! :) Thought I'd share! Thanks! :)

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I think that Teri Hatcher did an excellent preformance on Fraiser thursday. I was so happy to see her on T.V but i felt bad for her that she had to kiss Fraiser. I mean why does Teri always get stuck kissing older me like on Lois and Clark when Clark body was switched with another man she had to kiss him looking old so she kissed someone who lloked like her dad. It's still great to see Teri looking better that ever.
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I only saw the last half of the Frasier ep with Teri in it, but it was great to see her on TV again. I thought her hair looked really nice. The whole part where she wouldn't touch the doorknobs and covered her face as she walked past a window was hilarious-she should do comedy more often. However, it was kind of bothersome to see her on that bed kissing Kelsey Grammer. For one thing he seems kind of old for her and for another thing--IT WASN"T CLARK! It was just so wierd seeing her kiss someone other than CK.
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Since I am not a big Fraiser fan I was like no I know my girl Teri is not going out like that but as the plot thickened and you were thinking Ah no Terri don't go out like that but I think she did very well and the line where she and Fraiser were talking was so funny about "oh you have a thereapist" and she replys "no do you know how expensive those things are"
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I thought it sucked!!! I could hardly keep my eyes on the t.v. because it was sooooo boring! Her hair was exactly the same from the first 2 seasons of L&C except it was all put to one side. Her acting was good considering the part. The only good part of the show was at the end when she left the apartment..Blocking her view out the window & opening the door with her shirt. I think she plays the sarcastic snob character roles much, much better. I don't think I would watch Frasier again if T.H. was on it. I guess because I think the show sucks all together.
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Teri was grrrrrrrreat!!!!!!

She was so funny, especially when she hid her eyes both times that she walked by the balcony so she wouldn't see the lights out there, cause she was acrophobic

Also, when she got mad at Frasier for offering her advice, and she says, "I don't need your advice, you quack", and then she walks by the balcony and covers her eyes. I was ROFLMAO!!!!!!!

She did a good job!!!!!!
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I didn't like the episode...I thought it was entirely too predictable, too 80s-sitcom-y. Teri was OK...I mean, she did a good job acting and she looked great, but I can't say I loved watching it. I enjoy watching Teri on The Tonight Show or Rosie O'Donnell or whatever--I usually laugh my head off when she's on because they're so funny. But I've never thought much of her movies or TV show appearances (exceptions: MacGyver, Quantum Leap, and Seinfeld). With Dean, I'll watch anything he's in, and thoroughly enjoy it. And don't get me wrong, I love Teri, she's the best Lois Lane ever! I just don't care for Frasier.

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4-ever Fanfic
by Molly (LoveLC@aol.com)

Today's edition is going to be a quick one:) There's a page I just love going to, and that's Writer's Showcase (http://www.simplyorganized.simplenet.com/showcase.html). Each week, a new author is interviewed. This is your chance to learn more about some great fanfic authors!

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continued in part 2

FOLC Central
Newsletter # 36
November 1, 1998
part 2 of 2

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Trivia

Last newsletter's question was:

>>Name the actress who played "Amy Valdez" in the episode "Smart Kids".<<

The answer is Courtney Peldon!

First person to get it right...RosieT16!
Random winner...Kirshnera!
You each get 50 superdollars!

Also, congrats to SilvrBrwne, FoLCzRUs, JnC57, Mary, lklecanda, DeeDee, Azalea, Scott, LCMANIAC! (Hope I didn't leave out anyone!)

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The Fanfic Side
by Rachel M. (Scardno007@aol.com)

Evening FoLCs! How's it going? I've been so busy lately, I haven't even had a chance to watch reruns! (Gasp!) Anyway, I've been searching wildly for some fanfic, and thanks to a Jessi (with help from her friend Lisa) and her great story, my hunt is over! (For now... )
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“Football”
by Jessi (bono4u2@wichita.infi.net) and with help
from my friend Lisa
Written on October 16, 1998
Rated: PG
Note: This is my 1st fanfic. It takes place when Lois and Clark are dating, but after Dan and Mason. I got this idea when I was attending our high-school’s homecoming.

Clark rushed to Lois’s desk. “Hey, Lois! Perry just assigned us to the North Metropolis High homecoming game.”

“And I should be excited because?”

“They are playing South High. This is the biggest game of their season. How can you not be interested?” he replied.

“Clark, football amuses you, not me. I have better things to do with my time.” Lois said, still typing away at the story she was working on.

“What, like sitting at home?”

“Are you implying that I sit at home all the time doing nothing?” she asked defensively.

“No,” Clark said “but you should get out more often.”

“That’s why we are going out. I’ll get out when you ask me out. If this was a date, I would have no problem with it. It’s not though, is it? No, it’s a sports story Perry has assigned to us.” Lois explained.

Clark thought a bit. “Well, I’ll do the story by myself and ask you to come with me, like on a date. You said you would go if it was a date. It’s a date.”

Lois gave him her look, but then smiled. “Ok, Clark. It’s 4:30, my story is done, I’m going home and you are picking me up at 6:30 tonight. And no running off!” She gave him a quick kiss on the cheek and walked over to the elevator.

“Ok.” Clark followed her. When they were in the elevator, he said, “This is not something you need to get dressed up for, so don’t.”

“What are you implying now?”

“Well, usually when I ask you out, you get really dressed up. We are going to a football game, Lois. The majority of the people there will be high-schoolers. Just wear jeans and a T-shirt. That’s what I’m going to wear.”

“Ok. Good excuse, Kent.” she replied.

“Thanks. Most of them have to be.” he said, smiling.

“What do you mean by that?”

“Ah, my floor. See you at 6:30.” he said, kissing her.

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At 6:00, Lois was frantically searching for her old North high t-shirt. “It’s got to be here somewhere!” She was in her typical before-date getup; curlers in her hair, bathrobe on, brushing her teeth, while doing a couple of other things, too. “Ah-ha! I found it!” She ran into the bathroom to finish getting ready.

Clark, of course, wasn’t ready either. He didn’t have to be. He could get ready in 2 seconds if he knew what he would be wearing. It had been a slow week for Superman. He was flying around and thinking. He was thinking about Lois, how he wanted to tell her his secret and what it would be like if she did know. Something interrupted his thoughts. He glanced at the watch he was wearing. “6:20; better get back home and get ready.” When he got home, he took a shower, got ready and then flew to Lois’s; all at super speed.

He arrived just at 6:30. “God! He has such good timing, it’s bad!”

Lois thought to herself as she was hurrying to open the door. “Hey, Clark, why are you always here at almost the second you’re supposed to pick me up?”

“I’m usually on time for everything. Don’t be jealous. Can I come in?”

“Oh, yeah, sure. I just need to get a jacket. Don’t sit down.” She opened the closet door grabbed her jacket and said “Ok, I’m ready. Come on.”

Clark had sat down. “Ok. I guess you weren’t kidding when you said not to sit down!”

“No. Get up. We’re leaving.” Lois smiled and pulled Clark up off the couch. She grabbed her keys and walked out the door, still pulling on
Clark.

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Lois and Clark arrived at the game 5 minutes till 7:00, which was when the game was supposed to start. “I think we should get something to eat first. No, wait. I’m not that hungry right now. What do you think Clark?” Lois rambled.

“Well, I’m not that hungry either, Lois, but we should get something now because in the middle of the game, the concession stands will be swamped.” Clark replied, kind of laughing at her because of her ramblings.

“Ok, here’s an idea. I want nachos but I don’t want a lot and we are both kind of hungry, so let’s share. Sound good?”

“Sure.” Clark said as he and Lois went to get their nachos. After that, they went to go find a seat. Luckily, all of them weren’t taken. They found some good spots in front of the 50 yard line. They started to eat the nachos. They stared flirting and eventually Lois was feeding Clark and Clark was feeding Lois, that is until the game caught Clark’s
attention.

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At the beginning of the second quarter, Lois finally got fed up with Clark being zoned. “Clark, why are you paying so much attention to the
game?” Lois asked, clinging to Clark’s muscular arm. Lois thought to herself, “He’s got to work out a LOT.”

“Lois, remember? I have to do the story on this game.”

“But Clark, you are also on a date with me.” she said with a puppy dog face.

Clark couldn’t resist. “Ok, let’s go walk around the track.”

“That’s better!” Lois smiled and got up.

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Lois and Clark had been walking around for 30 or 45 minutes. They tried to go back to their seats, but someone had took them, so they kept on walking. South was winning 13 to 9. Right before half-time, it had gotten really cold. During half-time North was driving the homecoming girls around in convertibles. They had to be cold. Lois was cold, too.

“Lois, do you want my jacket?” Clark asked, concerned.

“No, you keep it. You’ll get cold.”

“I doubt that.” he said wrapping the jacket around her shoulders.

“Thank you, Clark.”

They kept on walking around until the game was almost over. North was winning so far: 21 to 17. South had time to catch up, but in the end North were the winners. It was quite amazing, because they usually lost, not to be rude or anything. Lois and Clark cheered with the rest of the people.

“Ok, the game is over now. Let’s go.” Lois said.

“Not yet. There are going to be fireworks here in a bit.” Clark replied.

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They decided to sit down on the cement railing stuff, away from the bleachers, and watch the fireworks. Clark started thinking again. “Lois,” he began.

“Yes Clark?”

“I have something to tell you.”

“What?”

“I love you,” he began.

“I love you, too, Clark.”

“I wasn’t finished!” he said kissing her.

“Ok, so finish.” she replied laughing.

Just then, one of the fireworks blew up in the cannon. Clark rolled his eyes and thought “Five more minutes!” Lois looked over towards the
blaze that had started. Clark rushed off. Lois got mad. Superman came flying over and put out the fire before it could do a lot of damage.

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After a bit of commotion around where the fire was, an announcement came over the speaker “Due to the problems with the fireworks, we will
not be continuing the show.” Lois walked around looking for Clark, ready to go and no longer in the mood to put up with him running off at any unknown time.

“Hey, Lois!” Clark yelled, as he finally found her. “I’ve been looking all over for you.”

“Well, ditto. Come on, I’m ready to leave.” Lois said, upset.

“Ok.” Clark knew why Lois was mad at him. He decided that he would definitely tell her his secret. He didn’t want the woman he loved to be mad at him constantly for saving the world, the day or her.
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Lois was going to drop Clark off at his place. The ride there was in complete silence. Clark knew what Lois was thinking and he knew Lois had no idea what he was planning on telling her, if she decided to talk to him ever again. When she stopped for Clark to get out, he asked, “Lois, will you please come in? I need to talk to you.”

“You know Clark, coming in wouldn’t be a problem if you wouldn’t have ran off while we were talking. It sounded like you were going to tell me something important. I told you no running off. Unless you have one of your brilliant explanations planned, I’m going home.” she replied.

“Lois, look at me. Please come in. I have to tell you that important something.” Clark said seriously.

“Fine.” Lois got out of her jeep. She followed Clark up to his apartment. He let her in first. When they were both inside, Lois turned around and said “Ok, so what were you going to tell me? It better be
important.”

“Lois, what I’m about to tell you is something I’ve never told a single soul in my entire life. It is important that you know this. Sit down.”

“What is it, Clark?” Lois was no longer sounding angry, which made it easier for Clark to talk to her.

“I...I’m...well, maybe this will explain it.” Clark pushed his hair back and took off his glasses. He waited a while for Lois to say something.

“You...you’re...him!” she said in complete surprise. She couldn’t believe it. Clark Kent, hack from Smallville, was actually, in reality,
Superman. It seemed to her, after a bit of thinking, that this was a dream come true; she could have Clark and Superman, now, since they were
the same person.

Clark hadn’t said anything; he knew Lois had to think over this new revelation in her life. “Lois?” he began, “I know you are probably mad, but...”

Lois interrupted. “No. Clark, I’m not mad. Not at all.” She leaned over and kissed him.

“You aren’t? I was talking to the real Lois Lane a second ago...”

“Yes, you are talking to the real me. Why wouldn’t I be the real me?” she asked defensively, as a joke though.

Clark kissed her. “Clones have been a part of your past, you know?” They laughed together, while kissing, of course. Their kisses got a little longer. “Lois, will you stay here tonight? I don’t want to let you leave.”

“Clark, I don’t know. Do you mean as in *sleep* here or just sleep here?”

“Either way, but I don’t think we are ready to take that big of a step in one night.”

“I completely agree!” They kissed again; this time it was *extremely* passionate.

Clark then flew them both into his bedroom. “Remember, we are just sleeping together, not *sleeping* together!”

“Yeah, I know.” They both laid down and fell fast asleep in each others arms.

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At the Planet the next morning at 8:30, Lois and Clark came walking in together, smiling at each other. Jimmy and Perry were suspicious. They thought Lois and Clark looked way too happy, considering the fact they went to a football game last night, Lois didn’t like football and Clark didn’t like the fact that Lois didn’t like football. Perry walked up to Clark and asked, “Did you finish the...uh...story on the Homecoming game? You did go, right?”

“Yeah Chief I went, but I didn’t get the story done because...um...my computer crashed and I lost what I started. I’ll retype it today and have it in by 11:00, ok?”

“Ok, I guess I can put it in the afternoon edition.” He walked away grinning.

Jimmy came up and asked, “What’s up with CK & Lois?”

“Jimmy, I have the slightest feeling that Lois and Clark aren’t just friends any more.” he replied laughing.

“No way, Chief!” Jimmy ran to talk to Clark. “CK? I’m going to need details.”

“What are you talking about, the game?”

“No, you and Lois. What’s going on?”

Just then Lois over-heard the conversation and walked up. “Nothing is going on.” She smiled at Clark. “We are just going out, Jimmy.”

“That’s not what I hear, but if you say so...!” He walked off. Lois and Clark looked at each other and giggled.
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Great job Jessi (and Lisa)! Oh, and if anyone out there wants your short fanfic, poem, song, or anything else posted up in the newsletter, e-mail it to me at Scardno007@aol.com!
Thanks!
-Rachel :)

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