Newsletter #41

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Newsletter #41
November 23, 1998

In This Newsletter...

What's New?
As Seen Through Lois's Eyes
4-ever Fanfic
The Obsession Connection
Trivia

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What's New?

Happy Thanksgiving week, to all you USA-ers!

Hey, guess what! About five years ago, on November 21, 1993, "Man of Steel Bars" aired. And on November 28, "Pheromone, My Lovely" aired.

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As Seen Through Lois' Eyes
by Rachel M.
Part 10

Most people would consider spending $27 bucks on chocolate is nuts (nuts, get it? yuk-yuk-yuk). But I needed to stock up on it in case I needed some later. I would just have to tell myself not to eat it all at once. I put all the chocolate bars in my desk drawer except for one. I scarfed it down and hope it would somehow calm my raging temper. I was sick of Mother fighting with us all the time. And I was sick of Lucy being such a 2-year-old. Why didn't she just stay and talk it over with Mother like I, as it seemed, the only mature person in the house, would do? I just didn't get it. But I guess that was the way life went. I learned to accept things they way they hit me. That doesn't mean I accepted them *completely.* If there was any way I could change things, I would. But you can't fix all of them....

"Lois!" Perry called to me from across the newsroom.
"Yeah, Chief?" I walked over to him and this other guy who was staring at me like he already owned me.
"I want you to meet Claude Fergoh. He's an exchange student from France. He's going to be working here for a while and I thought you two ought to know each other."
"Lois Lane." I extended a hand for him to shake, but instead he brought it to his lips and kissed it.
"Bonjour, Ms. Lane. Pleasure's all mine, I'm sure."
"Uhh...right." I was already caught up in his French charms. I checked myself and managed to come up with an excuse for a hasty departure "Sorry, but my computer's calling me." Claude laughed. He, for some reason, thought that was funny.
"So now the computers talk, do they?"
"Oh, no, I was just using an expression."
"Oh. So that's why I didn't hear anything." I turned around before he could say anything else.
By then Perry had realized I had a knack for writing. Once he saw my first article on the Annual Metropolis Dog Show he moved me up to the semi-exciting assignments. And once I had conquered that and proved my credibility, he moved me up to car, plane, bus, and space shuttle crashes. He wasn't planning on moving me up anymore after that, but I sneaked around under his nose and started taking things into my own hands. I had started investigative reporting without Perry even noticing. When I showed him my first story he was not too happy with me. He thought that it was too dangerous for a *woman* to go around sneaking into people's offices and homes. I told him I would have none of that, I could take care of myself. Once we had had a few heated debates, he caved in and let me do my own thing. I think he would've regretted it if he hadn't.
Claude and I developed a relationship over the years. Perry made us partners, much to my disagreement. The relationship was purely that until right before he had to leave. We started dating about a week before he left. One the night before his last one we were working on our last story together and we started making out pretty heavy. One thing led to another and the next morning I woke up and he and our story was gone. I picked up the newspaper on the way to work and was shocked at what I found in it. Our completed story was in the paper all right...but it was only under one name...Claude's. I was furious. I wanted to kick his butt so bad, but he was gone already, with one more story under his belt to make him even more famous in where he came from. It was completely unfair. I told Perry, and he understood, but he couldn't do anything about it except distribute a new morning edition, and he didn't want to do that unless it was a really bad mistake. He said he would put something about it in the next edition, but if he did, I don't think anyone hardly noticed.
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Part 10 is done and finished with now........what's next? More exciting episodes with Lois (and Clark!)
-Rachel :)

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4-ever Fanfic

If you're in the mood to read some great Thanksgiving-related Lois & Clark fanfics, visit...

http://lcfanfic.actwd.com/

There you'll find a list of some great fanfics, just in time for the season. Happy reading!

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The Obsession Connection

I promised myself I'd only write this column if I felt completely inspired to. Do I feel inspired? A little, but I wouldn't say completely. Then again, what are promises anyway? Those little pieces of chocolate that have messages inside? Exactly.

So I've been having more L&C dreams than usual lately. There's nothing wrong with that, is there? I've been watch more episodes than usual. Episodes give me L&C thoughts, L&C thoughts inspire me to read fanfic, and fanfic gives me L&C dreams (but not always in that order). I would like to say that my L&C dreams are soooo not like the show. They're very strange. Most of my dreams are. You know, I took this writing class, and we were reading Freud's thoughts on dreams. I'm sorry, but I can't believe Freud actually tried to analyze dreams. They're so complicated! Our complicated minds produce these crazy dreams...and Freud said that everyone's dreams are unique to themselves, and have special meaning. So...he tried to interpret his kids' and neighbors' dreams. With some luck. If Freud were around now, and happened to meet me and ask to analyze my dreams, I think the only thing he could come up with would be: "You're obsessed with that Superman TV show, aren't you?" Trust me, it doesn't take a doctor to figure that out.

The first dream I ever remember, in case you care (which I'm sure you don't) happened when I was 3. I had this nightmare that the bear on the cover of the alphabet book turned evil and tried to eat me. My L&C dreams, on the other hand, usually involve flying. Or ferris wheels. Or Titanic. Whoa, wait a second...L&C dreams about Titanic? It's happened. Last night there was a tidal wave and Superman saved everyone. But you know what? As crazy as my dreams are, I'm not alone. Lois and Clark have had their share of weird dreams....

1) In "I'm Looking Through You", Clark dreams that he's at the Daily Planet late one night when Lois, Perry, Cat, and Jimmy suddenly appear, wearing Superman costumes.

2) In "The Phoenix", Clark has a dream/daydream where he and Lois are talking after a date. Clark tries to tell Lois something, and Lois says "Clark...what are you waiting for?"

3) In "Chi of Steel", Lois has a dream where Clark, Jimmy, and Perry are telling her to bring them coffee.

4) In "Contact", Lois has a dream (which is actually more like a flashback), where she sees "aliens" trying to poke her with a needle.

5) In "Meet John Doe", Clark has a dream where there's a giant fist, and Lois is being sucked away while he's trying to grab her hand and is yelling "Lois!"

6) In "Faster Than A Speeding Vixen", Lois has a daydream where she and Clark are the parents of 10-11 babies (dolls) who are crying while Clark has to save the world from a buffalo stampede and Lois has double-booked interviews with the Pope and the Queen of England.

7) In "Don't Tug on Superman's Cape", Clark has a dream that he's Ricky and Lois is Lucy...Lois wants to be part of the act, but Clark says "Lois, there are things I do...you can't do...me Superman!" "Me Superwife!" Lois says. Later in the episode, Lois has a dream that she's Miss Goodbottom and Clark is James Bond. Later on, Clark has a dream that he's being interrogated by the Dragnet guys (played by none other than Jimmy and Perry)!

8) In "The House of Luthor", while Lois is walking down the aisle, she has daydreams/flashbacks of her conversations with Clark.

9) In "Seconds", Lois (aka Wanda) has mixed up dreams about a life she can't remember--Clark, herself, Lex, Wanda, Clois, etc.

10) In "The Prankster", Lois tells Clark about a dream she had the night before, where she's a cocktail waitress and The Prankster is trying to shove her in the blender, and she's screaming "We don't serve blended drinks here!"


And so...even though I know there are more, I'll leave you with ten (10). Remember...no matter how weird you think your dreams are, Lois and Clark have had weirder ones!

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Trivia

This week's question is...name the episode this quote came from...

"...there's a volcano about to erupt...in China..."

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Molly, Rachel, Jill, Maggie, Karen, and Cat

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