Newsletter #54

FOLC Central
Newsletter #54
January 3, 1999

In This Newsletter...

What's New?
Color Me Cristin
FOLC Honors
Random Thoughts
The Obsession Connection

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What's New?

Lois & Clark writer Tim Minear is featured this week in Writer's Showcase (http://www.simplyorganized.simplenet.com/showcase.html)!

Don't forget--Dean's on "Fantasy Island", next Saturday, at 10pm. Here's what my local TV Guide says about the episode:

A criminal defense lawyer (Dean Cain) wants to have an innocent client.

Yeah. THAT says a LOT. LOL, well, just be sure to watch it and then you should know what happens next...I ask you fine FOLCs for your reviews of the episode! ;)

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Color Me Cristin
By: Cristin
CKandLL4ever@Juno.com

It's 1999. While this is thrilling and wonderful, I have sad
news... school starts back on January 4th! What's a girl to do? I really
don't want to go back to school. Being on break is so much fun! I mean, I
can't sing the break song when school is in! "B-R-E-A-K, we're on break,
uh huh, whooo, yeah!" Love that song. You know what I don't
understand? When I was younger, I always looked forward to going back to
school. Now I dread it. That's weird.
Anyway, I'm siting here on my last day of freedom. I'm just
sitting here thinking. Yes, I know I should save my thinking power for
school. What is the deal with New Year's Resolutions? I mean, it
seems like the whole point in making one is so you can break it!! All
the people who call into the radio say that they plan on losing weight.
What is it about a new year that makes people feel fat? Jenny Craig is
open all year.. so why do people obsess about it when a new year begins?
I don't get it.
Okay, being that this is a Lois and Clark newsletter, I should
probably mention the show. It would make sense to talk about what their
new year's resolutions would be, but when have I ever made sense? I
can't wait to see Dean on Fantasy Island. However, I have this weird
feeling that I'm gonna have to work Saturday night. I hope I don't, but I
feel like I will have to! Ya know what I love about Dean? That little
mole/freckle thing above his lip... I just love that! My brother taped
over Futuresport. That makes me so mad! I wish he hadn't done that! Not
just that, he taped the Disney channel over it! I mean, how bad can we
be? Oh well... I'm gonna go watch TV and admire Dean's mole. Happy '99,
y'all. :o)

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FOLC Honors

Hey, FOLCs! Remember, like 3 months ago, when I asked you to send in your favorite FOLC's names so we could honor them? Well, just call me procrastinator numbero uno. But now, here it is...the list of the FOLCs YOU luv! (You selected them for a variety of reasons--from being great FOLCs to great fanfic writers, to L&C know-everythings, to just being great friends. Thanks, FOLCs!)

AStory2873@aol.com
Clarkiana@aol.com
JCWimmer@aol.com
Jenna1129@ao.com
KathyB@fgi.net
LNCTNAOS@aol.com
Loisiana@aol.com
Maggie13@bellsouth.net
StarDaizie@aol.com
cmassih@aol.com
Superfan on IRC
DaniPayson on IRC
SilvrBrwne@aol.com

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Random Thoughts
by Rachel (Scardno007@aol.com)

I'm sitting in a chair watching the AFC Wild Card game today, and I find myself wanting the Bills to win over the Dolphins...simply because Dean was supposed to play for them before the "knee incident."

I mean, sure, Dan Marino is good, but we Coloradoans have sort of a thing against him for being the #1 quarterback in passing yards, ahead of our own John.

Oh, look, another turnover by the Bills. That's three so far...and it's only the 3rd quarter. But on the other hand, they *are* ahead by one point... Now I find myself wishing Dean was in there with them, making a couple interceptions just to stir those Dolphins up. I don't particularly want Miami playing the Broncos again...we all saw how in the two games where they played each other over the span of about 13 years, Miami won both of them. Sure, it would be fun to see Denver whip the Dolphins, *but*..... I don't want to take the chance. Of course, if Miami *does* win this game, there's a pretty good chance that they'll play Denver again...what's the odds of them beating Denver again? I don't know...I guess we're just going to have to find out, considering that now it 17 to 14 with 9 minutes left to go in the game....Miami has the 17 points by the way. I could make a pretty good bet that if Dean were out there, the Bills wouldn't be losing right now, am I right? Hehehe...

Sorry to say, but now I'm on a football streak...I was watching "It's a Small World After All" just yesterday, and I realized that Lois' friend, Joe, was played by Steve Young. Not only is it extremely ironic that Young played a quarterback, which he also is in real life (for the San Francisco 49ers), but his character's name, as mentioned before, was Joe... This reminds me of Joe Montana who is a former quarterback for the 49ers, also. I thought that was kinda funny, and then started wondering if they did that on purpose, just for kicks. Just wanted to share that with you...believe me, I'm not really that obssessed with football.

Who's gonna win the Florida St./Tennessee game??? Why, Florida St., of course! Not that you'd want to know, but even though my parents are both originally from Tennessee, and I spent 5 years there, we have a severe detest of anything related to the University of Tennesee. But as of late, I have become the only Vanderbilt fan in the household (probably the whole country, but who cares?). Don't get me wrong, Vanderbilt's football team sucks, but that's not the point. UT and Vanderbilt are rivals, and we always go for Vanderbilt, no matter what (Vanderbilt *has* beaten UT before, by the way...in the days of yore). Considering that the Fiesta Bowl is *not* between Vanderbilt and UT, we need to go for the team that UT is playing...in this case, Florida St. But my treacherous father is now deciding to go for UT...I nearly killed him. Okay, okay, I don't want Florida St. to win....I just want Tennessee to lose.

Oh, well, there's always the Vanderbilt Women's basketball team to look to. Even though they haven't beaten the UT Vols in a (ahem) long, long, time, that doesn't matter. We still have hope...well, *I* still have hope....and Dad's gonna rue the day he ever betrayed the ole Commodores!!!
-Rachel :)

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The Obsession Connection

What is WITH this Y2K (duh, year 2000) obsession? Last week, my mom's friend told my family that a friend of hers said we should all be prepared for the gigantic world meltdown that is like gonna take place next New Years' Eve. By "prepared" she meant the following:

We should start bottling water NOW. At least 100 gallons. Why? Because Y2K will turn off all the water, everywhere. (I guess this means all the sink salesman in the world will be out of a job as well).

Put clean barrels in your backyard to store rainwater for bathing and washing dishes. (Yeah--and who's to say Y2K will suck up all the rain? Hey, I've seen enough Stephen King movies to know you can't depend on the weather to do it's thang).

Stock up on food. Go to Costco and buy big bags of rice and beans. Be sure to store them in a dry place, away from mice and rats. (And all these years, I thought mice just liked cheese).

Buy a construction helmet, so you don't get hurt when planes fall out of the sky. Make sure the Langoliers aren't coming. If they are, head west and go back through the time rip.

Buy a woodstove and stock up on wood and coal, because when Y2K comes, it will eat all the heaters. Also, buy a lot of warm clothes. (Does this include little sweaters for your dog? What if you don't HAVE a dog?)

Buy an emergency generator, so when Y2K eats the electricity (and licks its lips and says "yum") you can still watch Buffy. Buy an antenna for your TV, because satellite dishes won't work--when Y2K comes, all those satellites will fall out of the sky. Buy an umbrella to avoid satellitian fallout.

Sell your stocks, your home, and all your belongings, except for your 100 gallons of water and all that important stuff. Load all your important stuff (this includes the TV) into a covered wagon. Hook the wagon to your oxen, dress your children in mismatched clothes and sun bonnets, and head west. When you reach the Pacific Ocean, chop up your covered wagons and put the wood in a big pile. When enough pioneers (such as yourself) put their wood in the pile, you will have enough wood to make a bridge to Hawaii, the only place where Y2K will avoid, because Y2K is allergic to Hawaiian punch.

Spend a few months at a Hawaiian Resort. You won't be able to order room service, because Y2K will eat all hotel personnel for dessert.

When you return to your home, you will be surprised to see that your house will be in total shambles and ruins. The windows will be broken, the roof will have collapsed, and your swimming pool will have dried up. Your mail box will look like scrap metal, that tree that was in your backyard will be gone (because you used it to make your covered wagon, remember?), and your sidewalk will lead to Nowheresville.

But don't worry. Be happy! At least you've still got your TV.

(DISCLAIMER: Do yourself a favor and don't take me seriously. This column was meant as a joke...) :)

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Jill--vice prez
Rachel, Karen, Maggie, Cat, and Cristin :)

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