Newsletter #58

**Special You've Got Mail Edition**

LCA Support Group Issue # 36
FOLC Central Newsletter # 58
January 12, 1998



Shopgirl to NY152:

"What will he say today, I wonder. I turn on my computer, I wait impatiently as it boots up. I go on line, and my breath catches in my chest until I hear three little words: You've got mail...

I hear nothing, not even a sound on the streets of New York, just the beat of my own heart. I have mail. From you."

And as we all know, there is no mail like FOLC Mail. This is a very special edition of FOLC Central and LCA. Not only is it dedicated to finding every minuscule thread of connection between our favorite show and this great cinematic creation (does Instant Classic mean anything to you? ), we have given our tireless editor, publisher, and ring leader, Molly, a Cyber Vacation. (Look, just because we tied her up, canceled her ISP, and made some Kryptonite soup doesn't mean she's not having a great time. She gets TNT and Clark Bars; two showings of Futuresport on Sundays and a bootleg copy of Best Men in German for good behavior.)

She'll also get FOLC Central back, in one piece, right after we're done. Okay?

Now, on with the show...................
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Subject: Brinkley
Date: 9/15/98 8:14:14 AM Eastern Standard Time
From: NY152
To: Shopgirl

Brinkley is my dog. He loves the streets of New York as much as I do--although he likes to eat bits of pizza and bagel off the sidewalk, and I prefer to buy them. Brinkley is a great catcher and was offered a tryout on the Mets farm team, but he chose to stay with me so that he could spend 18 hours a day sleeping on a large green pillow the size of an inner tube.

Don't you love New York in the fall? It makes me want to buy school supplies. I would send you a bouquet of newly sharpened pencils if I knew your name and address. On the other hand, this not knowing has its charms.

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From You've Got Mail to Lois & Clark in 6 Degrees.....
by Special Guest Columnist:
Jenna (Jenna1129@aol.com)

"I turn on my computer, I wait impatiently as it boots up. I go online, and my breath catches in my chest until I hear three little words: You've got mail."

You've Got Mail. Ahh, the words we all love to hear when we're online. Maybe we're waiting for mail from some FoLC who we've never talked to, or maybe we're waiting for our next issue of FoLC Central, or maybe even waiting...and waiting...and waiting for the next issue of LCA. You've all been there. I've been there a million times.
You've Got Mail. Also words you love to hear after you've seen the movie.

For those of you that *haven't* seen it, rush out now before doing anything else and see it! This is a must. If you liked Lois and Clark, you'll love this!

Imagine this: a love triangle set in a big city...the guy knows the truth,but is hesitant to telling the girl because he's falling in love with her. Sound like Lois and Clark? Not only does the storyline follow the L&C scenario in a way, but at times you find yourself thinking about *Clark bars*, *Clark* Gable, and other L&C-related topics. Basically it gives you a taste of L&C in a different package.

I spent hours coming up with different 6 Degrees connections between You've Got Mail and Lois and Clark. There are a million different ways. For those of you that haven't heard of this before, LCA's Vice-President,
Devon, introduced us to this fun way to connect the stars. Here is a simple one: Tom Hanks starred in You've Got Mail. He also was in Sleepless in Seattle alongside Rosie O'Donnell. Rosie O'Donnell has interviewed hundreds of
stars, including Dean Cain and Teri Hatcher. There ya go! That one was simple. Way too easy. But try different ways!! It'll keep you busy for hours upon hours!!
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Subject:
Date: 9/30/98 7:52:20 AM Eastern Standard Time
From: Shopgirl
To: NY152

Once I read a story about a butterfly in the subway, and today I saw one. It got on at 42nd and off at 59th, where I assume it was going to Bloomingdale's to buy a hat that will turn out to be a mistake. As almost all hats are.

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Kathleen and Joe vs. Lois and Clark
By: Cristin Whitley (CKandLL4ever@Juno.com)

Okay, have *you* seen You've Got Mail yet? Nooo? Well get to the theater right now and watch it!!! Go!! I'll be here when you get back!! Oh, good, you're back. Wasn't it fabulous? Yes, I knew you would think so! I think it can be related to L&C quite easily. (Of course I can relate *everything* to L&C -- even stinky cheese and Sesame Street! --, but this relates a lot easier than the average dairy product. )
Soooooo, Joe and Kathleen. Lois and Clark. Where do we find connections? Well, Lois Lane and Kathleen Kelly are both alliterative names (as is Clark Kent, but not perfectly cause it's sounds and not letters). Sorry, HAD to point that out. Oh, and Joe Fox is a nice name too. :o)
Secondly, once Joe found out that Shopgirl was Kathleen, he sort of had a secret identity. He was Joe Fox, not-so-mild-mannered book store guy. However, he was also NY152, sweet, sincere, email friend of Shopgirl (who we all know is Kathleen :o)). Sooo, Clark and Superman, Joe and NY152. See the relationship?
The part that I noticed to be like Lois and Clark in the theaters (Yes, theater*S* -- I saw it twice ) was near the end of the movie. You know how right before Kathleen heads off to meet mystery man from online Joe chooses that time to bring up what could have been "if I wasn't Fox Books and you weren't The Shop Around The Corner"? Well, it makes me think of how Clark asks Lois to marry him *before* he tells her that he is Sman. He wanted approval just as himself. (Never mind that Lois had already figured it out ) Joe was doing something similar. He wanted to see if he and Kathleen had gotten close enough that she would choose him over NY152. (And Clark was kinda seeing if Lois would choose him over Superman, see?) Of course, Kathleen went on to meet the mystery man *hoping* it was Joe, and Lois knew that Clark was Superman already... but the similarities are still there.
See, I told you I could relate Lois and Clark and You've GotMail! It was pretty easy actually, easier than I thought it would be! Sooo, now that you know how I relate them, go watch some L&C eps (particularly the one with "Who's asking, Clark or Superman?") and see You've Got Mail again!!! Have fun, FoLCs ;o)
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Subject: RE: Brinkley
Date: 9/16/98 7:28:50 PM Eastern Standard Time
From: Shopgirl
To: NY152


I like to start my notes to you as if we're already in the middle of a conversation. I pretend that we're the oldest and dearest friends -- as opposed to what we actually are, people who don't know each other's names and met in a Chat Room where we both claimed we'd never been before.

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The Fanfic Angle
by Rachel's clone (the one who bears an uncanny resemblance to Maggie, hmmm)

Okay so usually a brand new delightfully entertaining fanfic would be right here. Don't worry the Fanfic Side will be back soon, but for now an angle will have to do.

Kidnapping a whole newsletter has it's perks and one of them is searching out the most perfect story to match the very topic you are rambling on about.

Case in point. Kathleen and Joe fall in love in cyber space as we all know. Lois and Clark didn't, but I have a hunch if they would have, it would probably have gone very similar to this:

Lag problems?
No response
Rapunzel?
No response
Hello?
Sorry. Some creep named BITEMAN is sending
me some sickening messages. No matter what I say, I don't
seem to be able to get rid of him.
BRB
BRB?
I'll Be Right Back.
ok
After a couple of moments....
I'm back.
Where were you...oh wait, I mean BRB.
A few seconds later....
He apologized! He's gone!
Great! Now where were we?
Wait a minute, did you do something to get rid
of him?
I told him to leave my girlfriend alone. I hope you
don't mind me butting in, but I've had to do this for a couple of
other ladies before. Maybe you should change your nickname.
You mean there's more creeps like him out
there?
I'm afraid so. I don't think there's a lot of them,
but just enough to make some women's lives miserable.
Well, thank you for what you did. That was
sweet of you. Since you kind of brought the subject up, can I
ask you something personal?
Shoot.
Do you have a wife or girlfriend?
No wife. No girlfriend either, well not really.
Not really?
Well, I'm very attracted to someone, and I get
along with her most of the time, but ... you know how it goes?
Lois instantly thought of Mayson Drake ...
What line of work is she in?
Lois expected to see law enforcement or government
She's a journalist, too.
Lois' jaw dropped.
Does she work at the same place you do?
Yes. She's my partner in fact.
"Oh, God!"
She probably is attracted to you, too. Her
feelings may run deeper than you think.
I doubt it. She's attracted to a guy who, let's
just say, I couldn't possibly compete with.
Lois decided it was time.
You've become more of a super man than you
might think, Clark.
After an uncomfortable pause...
Lois?!?!?!?!?

Betya wanna know what happens now huh? Yes, there is more. Zoomway wrote
this very short and sweet story called Cyber Link which you can read in
it's entirety at:

http://members.aol.com/zoomway/LCFIC/cyber.txt
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Subject: Starbucks
Date: 10/20/98 10:11:59 PM Eastern Standard Time
From: NY152
To: Shopgirl

The whole purpose of places like Starbuck's is for people with no decision making ability whatsoever to make six decisions just to buy one cup of coffee. Short, tall, light, dark, caf, decaf, low-fat, non-fat, etc. So people who don't know what the hell they're doing or who on earth they are, can, for only $2.95, get not just a cup of coffee but an absolutely defining sense of self: Tall! Decaf! Cappuccino!

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Maggie's Mouthful --Mattresses Edition (aka Lois & Clark Wisdom)
(maggie13@bellsouth.net)

Do you want to know the very moment I *knew* I loved the movie You've Got Mail?

Well I'm gonna tell ya, so just relax, sit back and enjoy, trust me, we may be in New York now, but we're heading straight to Metropolis.

There is this scene where Kathleen (Meg Ryan's character) needs advice from her Cyber Friend NY152 (aka Tom Hanks). She asks for help saving her business and he tells her "Go to the Mattresses." "What?" she asks
incredulously. And he proceeds to explain that it's a quote from The Godfather. He says The Godfather is the answer to every question:

Summer Vacation? Leave the Gun, take the Cannoli

What day of the week is it? Maunday, Tooosday, Wennnssdaay

And the answer to her question was, go to the mattresses, go to war and fight for your business.

He says a lot of other cool stuff, but we're going to Metropolis now. See? I told you we would.


It was at this very moment that I *knew* I'd end up writing a column about this, because you see, for me, and chances are if you've read this far, probably for you, Lois and Clark is the answer to every question.

Stain Removal? Blot, don't rub.

Paper cut? Put it in your mouth and suck on it.

Copier on the fritz? Sometimes all it needs is a little kick.

Thanksgiving Dinner? You have to make the stuffing. It doesn't just come in the bird.

See what I mean? You name it, you can find the answer in Metropolis, somewhere between 348 Hyperion and the Daily Planet building. You can also find more Lois and Clark Wisdom at:

http://members.aol.com/annepace/all.htm

And remember, what goes on salad does not go on pizza.

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Subject: life
Date: 10/21/98 9:18:36 PM Eastern Standard Time
From: Shopgirl
To: NY152

Sometimes I wonder about my life. I lead a small life. Well, valuable, but small. And sometimes I wonder, do I do it because I like it, or because I haven't been brave? So much of what I see reminds me of something I read in a book, when shouldn't it be the other way around? I don't really want an answer. I just want to send this cosmic question out into the void. So goodnight, dear void.

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Surf's Up!

Come on admit it, you have every single Lois and Clark Website, bookmarked and categorized: there's the fanfic folder, the Cool Pictures of Dean folder, the Super Pictures of Dean folder, the even more pictures of Dean folder, the oh, what the heck, let's give Teri a folder since we're making a new one for Dean anyway.....you know what I mean.

Well this is your chance to try something new. Get out there and mingle.

Check out the website: You've Got Mail! You'll all be able to relate to their dependency of the online world, where words begin a variety of new relationships...friendship and even love.

They have a nifty little screen saver with pictures and quotes from the movie, icons and all of Joe and Kathleen's e-mail messages to each other. You can read behind the stories of the making of the movie, listen to the sounds of New York in the fall, read about the actors in the film and buy the soundtrack all in one place.
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"You always want to believe that you love the mind of the person that you're in love with as much as you love everything else about them." --Nora
Ephron.

Real Life Cyber Romance

Lois and Clark. Joe and Kathleen. Peace and Karl. Stories that will last forever because of the L word and in the case of Peace and Karl, the M word too.

Two very special Folcs are engaged. They met in #loiscla, and began a Cyber Romance that has lead to a real life, forever kind of love.

Savor that warm and fuzzy feeling and read all about it:

http://www.geocities.com/TelevisionCity/Set/7137/syr/visit.html

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From: Shopgirl
To: NY152
I need help. Do you still want to meet me?

From: NY152
To: Shopgirl

I would love to meet you. Where? When?

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Well, FoLCs, that pretty much sums up this special You've Got Mail edition of FoLC Central. We hope you all enjoyed reading it at least half as much as we enjoyed writing it!! Oh, and before we go... the part where Joe stopped emailing Kathleen for a day or so because he didn't know how to explain why he didn't show up (though he actually did, he just didn't say he was NY152)... that reminds me of when Clark broke up with Lois "for her own good". Well, both were unnecessary and made me cry! So, I'll compare them if I feel like it. Anyway, that's all for this newsletter. Be expecting the return to normal FOLC Central and our wonderful editor in chief, Molly! Until next time... remember those magic words... *You've* *Got* *Mail*!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Extra Special thanks
to Cristin and Jenn
for being my partners in crime
and to Molly for not pressing charges
~Maggie