You Figure It Out!

Here are the best responses we got for last week's questions. Now I need everyone to choose their favorite response. Copy and paste only 1 of the responses below, and send it to LoveLC@aol.com. If you can not copy and paste, then just tell me who wrote the response, and type the first 10 words of the response you're voting for. The response that gets the most votes will earn 55 superdollars! One vote per person, and yes you can vote for your own response! In the meantime, laugh out loud at these super responses!

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If Superman were to become a vampire, would he still have his powers?

This is a difficult question. You see, you have to take into account the fact that vampires have a tendency to crumble into dust when in direct sunlight (note: like crayons, please do not keep your vampires in direct sunlight) Superman's powers, tragically, are solar-induced. But, luckily, there *is* a way around this! (Quickly, take out your slide rule, calculator, dictionary, high school biology book, and meterstick!) Since light travels at 299,792,458 m/s, and Superman is a direct descendant of the Kryptonian dinosaur, which was a relative of the Kryptonian bird, and we *all* know that birds can fly, and so can bats, and you multiply this by 6.02 x 10^23 mol, (please remember to subtract all rabbits from this equation before multiplying-- you know how those rabbits multiply!) and the answer is waaaaay in the positive numbers, therefore, yes.
--Kirshnera

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I think Superman would probably still have his powers, because he would undoubtedly need them to stay alive. As we all know, vampires suck blood to stay alive, and even though Superman would probably never have to drink blood to stay alive, because of his superpowers, it would still be nice to complete the whole image of a vampire. Did you ever wonder *how* vampires actually manage to get their teeth into someone's skin? Well, sure, if they're teeth are sharp enough, they can probably do it pretty easily, but surely they don't sit at a grindstone for an hour every day, sharpening their teeth. In Superman's case, he would need the help of superstrength and superspeed to do a little can opener routine...you know, KACHUNK, right into somebody's neck. And supervision wouldn't hurt, either, to check and make sure where the best supply of blood would be...the jugular veins, of course. But, of course, that would mean the Superman would have to kill the person, due to the time it takes for him to get full and how much blood he sucks out...but we all know Superman doesn't kill anyone.
And what about the turning-into-the-bat thing? He doesn't need to turn into a bat...all he has to do is fly as himself! Of course, there could be a downside...no amount of salt or sunshine will kill him...and if he does accidently kill someone, a lot of people are going to want to kill *him!*
--Scardno007

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If Superman became a vampire he would still have his super powers becasue then he can walk around in the sunlight and still catch a tan because he can do anything if he is Superman, just like he can fly, use ex vision and zap stuff with his eyes even as a vampire.
--Supersc11

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If Clark was a vampire he WOULD still have his super powers, but
they'd be slightly different. Instead of heat vision he'd have 'vampire
vision'. So instead of biting someone to turn them into a vampire, he'd
just have to zap them. And also his suit wouldn't be all bright &
pretty, but really dismal (I just love that word!) and dull looking.
--Jessi

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Whatever happened to Lois's double, from "Madame Ex"?

Lois' double from Madame X actually ended up replacing the real Lois Lane on the show. Nobody even noticed. It was an inside job so it was kept a secret. Which means the real Lois, and the real Teri Hatcher, is still out there. I wonder if her husband Jon knows this Last time the real Lois was seen was in Florida somewhere. She apparently thinks that this other guy she met is the real Clark Kent. This other guy is playing along with that fact, too. I hear he calls himself Clarkiana just to make her think that he is Clark. Female FoLCs beware. This guy is armed and "guttery." You have been warned.... ;)
--Clarkiana

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Lois' double now moonlights as a bar/bat mitzvah singer. She also, due to certain reconstructive surgery difficulties and side effects, fights crime in the form of... Batman! the dark and rather sinister knight of Gotham City, abolishing plastic surgery wherever she sees fit, and destroying the evil plans of Catwoman since it's quite obvious-- nobody looks like that naturally!!
--Kirshnera

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In the words of Tempus, "Well, duh!" Everyone knows that
Lois' double in Madame Ex escaped from Metropolis. See, she was a gal
with ambitions. She went to LA and tried to get in a few commercials. She
managed to land one for Discovery Card! Sadly, she ran out of cash and
had to leave LA. She then moved to Florida and got a job working at
Disney World. She worked long and hard using corny lines like, "Have a
zippity-do-dah day!" and, "It's not on the house, it's on the mouse!" She
kept this up until one day, a girl came up to her and started talking.
The young girl said, "You know, Disney is evil. *I* would never
work for a company that would cancel Superman. I don't understand how you
put up with it!"
The Lois look-alike thought this over. "You're right! Disney
isn't a fun place to work. I'm going to take my savings and move away.
Thank you!"
After that, the double moved to New York City and auditioned for
a travelling play. She is now starring in a play called "Cabaret". She's
back in LA because it is showing there. Being the kind Lois double that
she is, she sent the young girl (one Cristin J. Whitley ) free tickets
to see Cabaret in Washington DC.
And I thought everyone knew that! Sheesh, next you'll be
asking if clones eat frogs or lizards!!
--ckandll4ever

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A frog ate her. :)
--Pumpkin622

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Lois's double from madame Ex was temporarly lost for awhile. She was put into a hypnotic state and then lead to believe she was a former maid of Lex Luthor... She lived in his mansion Apartment above the City for 2 years until Lex's body was revived. Lex found her and thought it was realy Lois living and cleaning his place... Until he found out the she was the double that his Ex wife created. He took some hair samples out of her brush to make his clone to destroy the real Lois's and clarks wedding in which he succeded...........yadda yadda yadda..... we all know what happed to the clone....blah blah blah ...... Lex dies.... Lois and Clark feel sorry for this first look alike of Lois and they get into Lois;'s Bank account... then all of a sudden Alternate Clark and H.G. Wells show up and they say they need Lois to fix something that isnt right in the parallel world... dumfounded both Wells and alt. Clark nothice that there are two Lois's.....H.G. Wells then since the time machine is destroyed to prevent Tempus from ruining the Utopia int he future but still lets them travel between alternate worlds.,.....decided that this first clone of Lois Lane should go back and take place of Lois. Well The first clone Lois likes this idea,,, after living with Lois and clark and due to some technology from Dr, Lane and Dr. Cline and withthe Help of H.G Wells they make her personality about and what the Real Lois Lane;s is.... She then goes off tot he parallel world and lives happily ever after with Alternate Clark......THE END
--LadyKryptn

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After serving quite a few years in prison, Lois's double was
released. First thing she decided to do-- look for a job...
after all, she needed to support herself. So she decides to
take a walk in the area near the "Ace O' Clubs."

Bibbo was pretty devastated with the leaving of Wanda Detroit.
The "Ace O' Clubs" was never the same place. It didn't attract
as many customers as when Wanda was there. While contemplating
on his next business move, he spots Wanda... no wait, it can't
be...

Lois's double was confronted by an excited Bibbo, who persuaded
her to sing at his club under the name "Wanda Detroit." She
accepted this offer, and is now the club's attention-getter.
--Mary

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Lois's twin from Madam Ex: moved far away to get from Lois Lane and she moved to a town were they appriciated Left handers. She is now a hair dresser, and is married to Mark, who really does look like Clark.
--Supersc11

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Lois's double changed her name to Teri Hatcher and went on to become
a sucessful actress.
--Jessi

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Thanks to everyone who responded! Now, remember to vote for your favorite one, and after we figure out a winner, I'll post a new question! Have fun, and good luck!