FOLC Central
Newsletter #75
February 14,
1999
Part 1 of 2
In This
Newsletter...
*What's New?
*A word from the editor
*Maggie's Mouthful
*Color Me
Cristin
*Cat
Grant's Valentine's Column
*The Fanfic Side
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What's New?
It's here! FOLC Central's 2nd Annual Valentine's Day special
newsletter! First off, we'd like to announce the winner of the Valentine's Day
contest! And the winner is....
FoLC4FR@juno.com
Congratulations, and thanks to everyone who entered! Now it's time for a
new contest. This time, you can win a set of the 90 regular L&C cards OR a
set of all 6 glitter cards...your choice! Enter today be e-mailing lovelc@aol.com with the words CONTEST in the
subject. We'll pick a winner in about a week!
************************************************************A word from the editor (me!!) :)
Last year at this time, we devoted
the Valentine's newsletter to the most romantic moments, quotes, and episodes of
Lois & Clark. This year, I asked our columnists to tell us about their
favorite romantic movies! You're going to love reading these, because they each
came up with good ones! Enjoy:)
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Maggie's Movie Valentine
Mouthful
by
Maggie13@bellsouth.net
Harry (Voice over): The first time we met we
hated each other.
Sally (Voice over): No, you didn't hate me, I hated you.
And the second time we met you didn't even remember me.
Harry (Voice
over): I did too, I remembered you.
The third time we met, we became
friends.
Sally (Voice over): We were friends for a long time.
Harry (Voice
over): And then we weren't.
~~
I love many, many romantic movies, old
ones, new ones, silly network ones,
even Lifetime Original productions. You
give me a shot at some romance, a
glimpse of the beauty of the human bond, at
least one humorous quirk to
hold on to and I am there. It may not be
Shakespeare, or even Minnear
but I'll take it.
So when Molly
asked us to write about a favorite romantic movie, my brain
had to go through
quite a library. From the classics like Christmas in
Connecticut <--which
happens to combine Christmas, a newspaper writer,
mistaken identity, and a
cute man who flies (airplanes ofcourse ;o)) hmmm,
I do wonder *why* I like
that one so much, must be the lighting
the remakes, Julia Ormond
is not Audrey, but I still love both versions
of
Sabrina........
However, since I could only pick one movie for today, it
just had to be
When Harry Met Sally. It's not the witty banter:
Harry: We've got eighteen hours to kill before we hit New
York.
Sally: The story of my life isn't even going to get us out of Chicago
I mean nothing's happened to me yet. That's why I'm going to New
York.
Harry: So something can happen to you?
Sally: Yes.
Harry: Like
what?
Sally: I can go into journalism school to become a reporter.
Harry:
So you can write about things that happen to other people.
Sally: That's one
way to look at it.
It's not even the World Class, A, Number One,
Lois-Worthy Babbling that
even includes a dash of Kent/Lane-like
arguing:
Sally: I'm sorry Harry, I know it's New Years Eve, I know you're
feeling
lonely, but you just can't show up here, tell me you love me and
expect
that to make everything alright. It doesn't work this
way.
Harry: Well how does it work?
Sally: I don't know but not
this way.
Harry: Well how about this way. I love that you get cold when
it's seventy
one degrees out, I love that it takes you an hour and a half to
order a
sandwich, I love that you get a little crinkle above you nose when
you're
looking at me like I'm nuts, I love that after I spend a day with you
I can
still smell your perfume on my clothes and I love that you are the
last
person I want to talk to before I go to sleep at night. And it's
not
because I'm lonely, and it's not because it's New Years Eve.
I came
here tonight because when you realize you want to spend
the rest of your life
with somebody, you want the rest of the life
to start as soon as
possible.
Sally: You see, that is just like you Harry. You say things
like that and
you make it impossible for me to hate you. And I hate you
Harry... I
really
hate you. I hate you.
(They kiss and make
up.)
Hmm, don't know about you but I feel major levels of Warmth and
Fuzziness
whenever I watch that scene. Ofcourse, when you start looking,
there is a
little Lois and Clark everywhere. First they weren't friends. Then
they
were. Then they weren't again. And I keep thinking that scene
where
they play Charades is their version of a Mayson Drake/Dan
Scardino
moment.
~~
Sally (Voice over): And then we fell in
love.
~~
The best part about this movie for me is watching two friends
fall
in love. They trust each other, laugh together, console each
other
get really mad, have lots of fun, and just live through
every range
of emotion with each other. I love the
conversations they have, the changes
they experience,
and even their quirky side-kicks.
Not to mention that
now, I can't help but imagine Harry and Sally and Lois
and Clark having
dinner with Lois under the table saying something like:
"Clark! she ordered
Death By Chocolate and had them put the Fudge on the
side! What was that!?
Fudge is not a side dish! It's the Main Ingredient!
Who orders a side dish of
Fudge!? "
~~
(Harry and Sally on the couch this time.)
Sally: Three
months later we got married.
Harry: Yeah it only took three months.
Sally:
Twelve years and three months.
Harry: We had this... we had a really
wonderful wedding.
Sally: It was a, it really was, it was a wonderful
wedding.
Harry: Yeah, we had this enormous coconut cake.
Sally: Huge
coconut cake, with the, with the... tiers and this... very rich
chocolate
sauce on the side.
Harry: Right, 'cos not everybody like it on the cake 'cos
it makes it very
soggy.
Sally: Particularly the coconut, soaks up a lot of
that stuff, so you
really...it's important to keep it on the side.
Harry:
Right.
THE END
Happy Valentine's Day everyone!
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Color Me Cristin --
Valentine's Day Edition
By: Cristin (aka
she-who-has-no-date)
CKandLL4ever@Juno.com
Happy Valentine's Day.
Valentine's Day is supposed to make one
think of true love. Thoughts of
candy, cards, and flowers are
appropriate. Thoughts of how much being single
on this day aren't as well
accepted. Screaming if you see one more stupid
heart -- some might say
that is uncalled for. Frankly, I despise v-day. The
way I see it, if
someone has already found the love of their life, why should
they get
their own holiday??? If there was a Grinch-like character
for
Valentine's, that'd be me. Oh well, on to my romantic movie
choices....
My all-time favorite movie is Gone With The Wind. Yes,
Rhett
(Clark Gable) and Scarlett (Vivien Leigh) end up seperate, but the
movie
does focuse on love quite a bit! See, Scarlett is a flirt. She is
all
over every guy, and every guy is drooling over her. That is, until
the
war starts. Scarlett decides she loves Ashley Wilkes (yeah, Ashley is
a
guy... though I expect most of you have seen it). She goes through
three
husbands and a lot of years before she realizes that she doesn't
want
Ashley. By this time, she has lost the favor of her husband,
Rhett
Butler. Alas, alack, she'll be okay... because, "With God as my
witness,
I'll never go hungry again!!!"
Mitchell) and the sequel, Scarlett, (By Alexandra
Ripley).
The best love movie I've seen lately is Shakespeare In Love.
This
tells the story of William Shakespeare (Joseph Fiennes) and
Viola
Delussups (Gwyneth Paltrow). In this movie, Shakespeare is a poet
who
believes he has lost his gift. Then he meets Viola and is
inspired.
However, she must marry Lord Wessex. So it shows that the famous
play
Romeo and Juliet is really the tale of William and Viola's love with
a
few name changes and some blurred details. :o) Cool, huh? So, see
the
movie and go read Romeo and Juliet (or reread it like me
I
was going to come up with another one, but I think that is more
than you
cared to know already. :o) So, til next time, FoLCs :o)
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continued in part 2!
FOLC Central
Newsletter #75
February 14,
1999
Part 1 of 2
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Cat Grant's Valentine's Day
Column!
by
CatGrant36@aol.com
Well, as we all have realized, thanks to good old fashioned American
capitalism and commercialism, Valentine's Day is here. The following is a list
of a few flicks to check out--if you haven't already been overwhelmed by the
sappiness of it all. Enjoy!
If you're in the mood to cry, rent: Untamed
Heart
This classic flick from way back in 1993 stars Christian Slater
(pre-bad boy days) and Marisa Tomei. A waitress (Marisa Tomei) keeps falling for
the wrong guy until one night a shy busboy (enter Christian Slater) saves her
life. The two enjoy a period of perfect romance until medical conditions bring
about a devastating change. Make sure to have tissues handy!
If you're in
the mood to laugh, rent: Clueless
I'm sure everyone has seen this modern
retelling of Jane Austen's novel, "Emma," starring Alicia Silverstone, Brittany
Murphy, and Paul Rudd. The trials and tribulations of the teenage social scene
will definitely keep you laughing. And Paul Rudd isn't too bad
either....
If you're in the mood for a happy ending, rent: The Object of
My Affection
Yet another flick starring Paul Rudd, this story about the
relationship of a gay man (Rudd) and his roommate (Jennifer Aniston) will
definitely make you smile. The ending is a bit cheesy, but it's definitely
happy!
If you're in the mood to reminisce, watch: Pheromone, My
Lovely
One of my all-time favorite episodes of Lois and Clark, starring
(DUH!) Dean Cain and Teri Hatcher. For one brief hour, the hopes of the FoLCs
materialized in this episode. The dynamic pair finally realized and acted on
(well, almost) their hidden love for one another.
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The Fanfic Side
by Rachel M.
(LCWSnutbag@aol.com)
Here's the sequel to "Valentine's Day At the Daily
Planet"! Hope you enjoy!
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Finding Love (In All the
Right Places)
(A sequel to "Valentines Day At The Daily Planet")
By
Cristin Whitley
Rated G
Submitted June
1998
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FINDING LOVE (In All
the Right Places)
"I told you, Mom. There was a plane crash in Miami.
I couldn't just do
nothing!" said Clark Kent who was on the phone with his
parents.
"Son, wasn't Lois mad when you got back?" questioned Jonathan
Kent.
"Well, you see, she was kind of gone ..."
"Did she call you
and ask why you didn't show up for your date?" Martha asked.
"That's just
it. I never really told her it was a date with me. You see, I
tried ... I
tried really hard, but I couldn't. I kind of left a note on her
desk
..."
"CLARK!" yelled his parents in unison.
"I left the roses I
bought, but when I came back they were gone. The card
was on the floor. I
don't think she even knows it was me. Mom, Dad, I've
gotta go! I'll call you
later. Love you. Bye!"
**********
As he entered the news room of the
Daily Planet, Clark nervously
straightened his hair and practiced what he was
planning to say.
"Lois. I'm your secret admirer. No, too forward! Lois,
you know that note
you got yesterday? Well, I wrote it!" He tried every
approach he could
think of as he walked towards his desk. All of a sudden, he
bumped into ...
"Lois! Hi! I..." he started.
"Hi, Clark. Who were
you just talking to?" asked Lois. She gave him a
quizzical look as Jimmy
walked up behind them. Clark was just about to
answer when Jimmy started
talking.
"Hey, guys. So, how'd it go last night?"
"What?!?" Lois
and Clark said in unison.
"Your dates. You know Lois and her secret
admirer, and Clark, you had a big
date too. Come on, guys, I talk to Cat. I
know the gossip. So, spill."
Jimmy waited patiently.
"He's gonna jump!
Somebody stop him!" said a voice that only Clark could hear.
"A jumper,"
he muttered, loosening his tie.
"What did you say Clark?" asked
Lois.
"Oh, I said that my date was wonderful. I have to go .... get
some
breakfast. Orange juice. Yeah, gotta have that Vitamin C!"
He ran
out of the news room.
**********
Lois was sitting at her desk and
looking at the note from her secret
admirer. "I wish I knew who he was!" she
thought to herself. Then she
decided to quit thinking about it for a while.
Her thoughts drifted
aimlessly from her shopping list to stories that she
should be writing to
her partner, Clark.
"That's it! I'll read one of
Clark's stories to get my mind off of my
secret admirer. Lois, you are a
genius," she said to herself as she walked
over to his desk.
She sat
down in his seat and began her search. "Hmmm ... suicide attempt,
bank
robbers, mad scientist, Lois ... Lois? What could Clark have written
about
me?"
She started to feel a twinge of guilt at snooping, but she quickly
decided
that if it was about her, she had every right to read
it....
**********
Meanwhile, Superman had saved the jumper and was
cruising above the city at
super speed.
"I wonder what Lois is doing,"
he thought to himself. He started flying in
the direction of the Daily Planet
to find out. Then, he heard yet another
cry for help.
"Help, Superman!
The bridge is collapsing!"
Superman changed his course and headed for
Hobs Bay.
**********
"Clark is my secret admirer? I can't believe
it!" said Lois in disbelief as
she finished reading the letter on Clark's
computer screen. "Well, I'm not
going to just sit here and play
dumb!"
Lois leaped to her feet and returned to her desk. She started
typing on her
own computer and quickly printed the finished product. She
placed it on
Clark's desk and headed for the
elevator.
**********
When Clark returned to the office, he went
straight to Lois' desk to tell
her that he wrote the note. When he got there,
he found her chair tucked
in, her computer off, and Lois nowhere in
sight.
"She left? It's only ... oh, it's 7:30!" he said, looking at his
watch.
Clark returned to his own desk to straighten up before he left. There
he
found a neatly typed note.
It read:
Dear Clark,
I
know I didn't get to see you much today, and I have something
really
important that we need to talk about. Meet me at my apartment for
dinner at
8:00 tonight.
Lois
"8:00? That only leaves me thirty
minutes to get ready! Sounds like a job
for Superman!" said Clark as he
super-sped towards his apartment.
**********
Lois had just
finished smoothing down the tablecloth and lighting the
candles when she
heard a knock on the door. She walked over and opened
it.
"Hi, Lois. I
got your note. By the way, you look great," said Clark as he
noticed Lois'
short navy dress. He handed her a small bouquet of three
white
roses.
"Thanks, Clark. I've been getting a lot of these lately," she said
as she
put them in a vase with the other thirteen.
"Lois, in your note
you said there was something we needed to talk about?"
Clark mentioned.
"Well, I need to talk to you too. You see, I ... I'm ..."
"Clark, I know
you're my secret admirer," she said before he could go on.
A look of
astonishment came over his face. "How ... how did you find out?"
"How I
found out doesn't matter. What matters is that I know, and I feel
the same
way," she said as she looked up at him with hopeful eyes.
He leaned
towards her awkwardly. He tried to get in the right position as
their lips
touched in a cautious, questioning kiss. The kiss quickly
erupted into a
fiery, passion-filled embrace as Lois and Clark expressed
their hidden
feelings in a form so much more meaningful than words.
THE
END
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Thanks *so*
much, Cristin, for *both* of your fanfics! If any of you FoLCs out there want to
send in a fanfic for the newsletter, send it to me at
LCWSnutbag@aol.com!!!
Thanks!
-Rachel :)
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Have a SUPER Valentine's Day!
Molly
Karen
Maggie
Rachel
Cristin
Jill
and
Cat!!