FOLC Central
Newsletter #99
April 21, 1999

In This Newsletter...
What's New?
Awards Contest!
Tanya's Column
Random Thoughts
The Obsession Connection
Trivia



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What's New?

*Thanks to everyone who has sent in surveys for our 100th newsletter! The newsletter itself will come to you THIS WEEKEND!

*The SuperStore accounts have been updated.

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*~*~AWARDS SHOW QUIZ!*~*~

Win a hot color L&C 8x10 photo and get an entire Diva Factor column written about you, provided by the Diva herself, Karen! This is a very cool deal! Answer as many of the following questions as you can. You can look up many of the answers on the Internet. And one question is a trick question, so beware:) Have fun and good luck! Please send your answers to me or to LadyFOLC@aol.com!


1. Who was the first president of A.M.P.A.S. (Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences)?

2. Last year at the Oscars, Titanic tied the record for most nominations as well as the record for most wins. Name the films it tied with.

3. Last year at the Golden Globes, Ving Rhames gave his award to Jack Lemmon. Name the category of the award, and the nominated work both actors did.

4. What was the first film to win the Best Picture Oscar? (Bonus to anyone who picks up the catch in this question)

5. What musical has won the most Oscars?

6. What film did Audrey Hepbrun win a Best Actress award for? (Bonus if you can name the other films she was nominated for)

7. Who designed Jennifer Lopez's dress at the Oscars this year?

8. Usually, the Best Director Oscar is awarded to the director of the winner of Best Picture. Not this year, with the Speilberg/Shakespeare In Love split. When's the last time this happened - name the year, and winning director and picture.

9. This year, Fernanda Montenegro was the second South American thespain to receive an Oscar nomination (for Best Actress). Who was the first - name the person, year, and film it was for.

10. Who holds the record for most ACTING Oscar nominations?

11. Who holds the most Oscar nominations of any living person?

12. What foreign-language film holds the record for most Oscar nominations?

13. Before Life is Beautiful, what was the last foreign language film to receive a Best Picture Oscar nomination?

14. Shakespeare in Love is the sixth film ever to earn 13 Oscar nominations. Name the other five.

15. What film did Alfred Hitchcock receive a Best Picture and Director Oscar nomination for?

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Tanya's Column
by Tanya (Tanya_Walsh@hotmail.com)

Hi everybody.

You know what ? I was in a chat room the other day, and I said something along the lines of "That's so deprived." The person I was speaking to answered back "Or depraved.. but they're really the same thing anyway."

I almost died. !!! NO !!!!! She was so wrong !! Deprived and Depraved are totally different things, and I thought maybe I'd enlighten you on the subject. You've probably noticed I say deprived a lot... maybe not. But anyway, I feel like writing about it today. First of all, I'd just like to give you a bit of history on the subject.

"Tanya, if you want to be cool at school this year, say deprived. It's the "in" word."

These words came to me over the telephone lines from my then best friend, Gemma, at the beginning of 1998.

"Deprived." I repeated, for the first time ever. I liked the sound of the word.

So I started using "deprived" more and more. Soon everything was "deprived". At one stage I got so tired of saying it I invented a new word - "depro" - a shorthand version of "deprived". It's kind of fazed out now, but it lives on in the memory of some of my friends =). Speaking of which, they all say deprived now as well ! (But nowhere nearly as much as I say it !!) The first word I taught my Japanese exchange student, Hitomi was "deprived". (Ok so maybe she's not really *MY* exchange student but that's besides the point.)

And then, one day I was innocently chatting on ICQ when my good friend Jess came up to me and said "Tanya, is depraved the past tense of deprived."
Well, this opened up a whole new can of worms. I'd never heard that word before and looked it up in the dictionary. (Advice - Keep one near you when chatting on the internet. People use really weird words sometimes, and if you're used to sounding stupid in real life, maybe, with the help of a dictionary you can sound half intelligent on the net.) And this is what I found.

"Deprave" (it didn't have depraved obviously) - To render bad or worse, especially in morals, corrup, pervert.

So basically if you're depraved you're some sick pervert.

Now here's the meaning for deprived.

"Deprive" (Doesn't have deprived) -
1. To take something away from, divest.
2. To keep from acquiring, using, or enjoying something.
3. Lacking what is needed for well-being, underpriviledged.

Translated directly into the way I USE deprived I guess the one closest to my useage would be number 3.

But of course, I can still LIKE some things but think they're deprived. Like if somebody makes a really bad joke I can call it deprived but think it's funny.

Since chatting on IRC I've used deprived more than ever. The words that can be used almost interchangably with it are "sux, blows, gay" which are not really acceptable in some chat rooms, and when talking to adults etc. Deprived is a weird word, but at least you won't get in trouble for using it.

If you still don't know how to use deprived, just pay attention to the way I use it =) You'll pick it up soon. Maybe we can work together for a more deprived world !!

--Tanya
**Who is thinking maybe "The Deprived Side" could be a good name for her column.**

P.S - Lois and Clark is on in 20 minutes (Remember how I was telling you that the mean network TRICKED me by saying it was on when it wasn't... well the next week they put it on.)

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Random Thoughts
by Rachel (Scardno007@aol.com)

My friends, Rachel M. has just gotten the chance of her lifetime. I'm afraid if I pass this up, I'll never forgive myself. Just what is she talking about this time, you may ask?

Please, let me enlighten you.

My friend, Amanda, who lives about an hour away from us, will be going to college next year in...guess where?

Malibu.

It's a nice Christian academy with a gorgeous chapel, she says, and she continues to tell me that Mr. Dean Cain frequently plays volleyball on the beach outside this particular academy, which you might know as Pepperdine.

And how convenient that my dad takes regular business trips out to California.

What do you think? Time for a Close Encounter, huh?

I don't know...I guess we'll find out.

In the meantime, pray to the Coincidence Gods that perhaps (coincidentally) I shall meet Dean on some sunny day in Malibu...

-Rachel :)

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The Obession Connection

Graffiti is bad--I know that, okay? But on a certain city bus, on the very back seat, someone wrote DEAN. Or maybe it really says OLEARI. I don't know, but I think it says DEAN. I love to sit in that seat, now, when I ride the bus. I call the seat my Dean seat. And, if I put my feet up on the metal foot rest, and the driver is a worse driver than I am, then the bus ride feels like a roller coaster ride and that's all fun.

"You're not afraid of roller coasters, are you, Miss Lane?"
"I guess it depends on whose roller coaster it is."

Hey, okay, so the quote goes something like that. It's late, I forget. Anyway, this begins my tale entitled: The New Adventures of School.

There's the bus thing. And then there is this film class I'm taking. We're watching John Ford movies right now. In the first two movies we watched, they played "Battle Hymn of the Republic" (nooooo!!!!!). Then we watched "My Darling Clementine", in which an actor quotes "Hamlet". JUST LIKE IN "Best Men"! Remember the yummola Dean's cool movie, where Sean Patrick Flannery is "Hamlet" and at the end, on the bus (did someone say bus?), he quotes "Hamlet"? You see? Connections!

Then there is my photography class. Darkrooms are scary. So I got to thinking about all the L&C episodes where photography or darkrooms play a pretty big part (or hey, even a small part) in the episode. Here are a few examples...

*Requiem For a Superhero--Lois and Clark take pictures of Sam Lane's office

*The Green, Green Glow of Home--Jimmy is sent to Smallville on his first photo assignment

*Honeymoon In Metropolis--Lois takes pictures of the Congressman Harrington across the street...from her hotel room bathtub...while talking on the phone to a very amused Clark!

*Wall of Sound--When Clark gets nominated for a Kerth Award, but Jimmy doesn't get a nod for the pictures he's taken, he sets out to take some prize-winning pictures. Unfortunately, the bad guys catch him and he gets tied up. But, hey, that's life.

*Operation Blackout--Jimmy, armed with his camera, accompanies Lois and Clark to the unveiling of the ATAS (All-Terrain Automated Soldier). But when the ATAS goes Haywire (and Superman must save the day), Jimmy's pictures don't turn out so good. Later, we learn he took a picture of his feet! Haha...

*Season's Greedings--Perry threatens to send a high-on-rat-spray Clark to the darkroom.

*The Eyes Have It--We see Jimmy developing photos for a staffer who has called in sick.

*The Phoenix--Clark recieves a photo of Nigel St. John and Gretchen Kelly. He uses his zoom-in vision on the photo and realizes that Sheldon Bender may be involved with those two naughty villains.

*Return of the Prankster--Kyle Griffin's new device is half camera/half photo freezer. He uses the camera part of it to take two polaroids of Lois while she is carrying groceries...and completely frozen...kind of like a 90's version of that kids' game, Freeze Tag...are you on any type of medication, Ma'am?

*Chip Off The Old Clark--Leigh Ann Stipanovich uses a photo taken of her and Superman at the Ding Dong Motel in order to prove her case that she and Superman were once an item. Yeah right--and Dean is married to me!

*It's A Small World After All--Clark looks at Lois's yearbook picture--nice hair, Lolo...

*Swear to God, This Time We're Not Kidding--Ah, the wedding photo, where Mike the Angel smiles and freaks us out. The question remains--just who took the picture?

*SoulMates--Tempus Tex rigs his camera so that when it takes the picture, it sets off dynamite to kill Lulu's parents. Naturally, Clark saves the day :)

*Sex, Lies, and Videotape--A photo of Lois and--whoops, SUPERMAN (in a very steamy pose) gets plastered onto every major tabloid. The whole episode revolves around this photo, the too-eager photographer who keeps screwing up, and a shady little place called Hank's Photo Lab.

And so...draw your own conclusions.
And yes, I know I've left out many examples, but this is a newsletter, not a novel.

Speaking of which, my novel, "Searching For Perfection: Dean" is...not finished. I'm sure you're all really disappointed, too! :)

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Trivia

Last newsletter's trivia question was...
In what episode do we see Lois popping some of those little plastic packing bubbles?
ANSWER: "The Ides of Metropolis"
Yeah, that was a tough one, but two people got it--Cristin and Jessi! And no, I didn't tell them the answer ;-) Congrats, you two get 50 superdollars since you're the only ones who got it right. Yayyyy!!! But thanks to everyone who attempted this!

This newsletter's question is: In which episode does Lois lose her bracelet in the garbage can?

Send your answers to LoveLC@aol.com

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